(no subject)
In light of the previous video, we now suspect the burger king is not an innocent fast food spokesman, but instead a vicious serial killer.
We believe that instead of giving people hamburgers, he has been turning people into hamburgers. First, he will stalk a victim for days, even weeks. Then, only when they are extremely hungry, he will strike.
Given the video, we believe the burger king has latched onto spongebob squarepants as his next victim. Furthermore, we have identified Sir Mix-a-Lot as a person of interest.
We believe that instead of giving people hamburgers, he has been turning people into hamburgers. First, he will stalk a victim for days, even weeks. Then, only when they are extremely hungry, he will strike.
Given the video, we believe the burger king has latched onto spongebob squarepants as his next victim. Furthermore, we have identified Sir Mix-a-Lot as a person of interest.