[snippet]
"Aodh."
" . .Yeah?"
" . . There is a mallard duck in my saddlebag."
"That's new."
"No shit. Ducks are not normally found in the interiors of motercycles, let alone decide that they don't approve of anyone trying to remove them from said motorcycle, do their quack-filled best to chomp off the offending limb, and by god, the thing had teeth in its beak!"
" . . Prolly not a mallard then."
"Aodh? This would never have happened before you showed up."
"Prolly not, no."
"You are an absolute CLUSTERFUCK of inexplicable happenstance!"
" . . Your command of English is significantly better than I previously had reason to believe."
"Shut up and help me get the bird out of my saddlebag."
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Challenge:
Merka: Something under 700 words involving a motorcycle, a duck and the phrase "You are an absolute CLUSTERFUCK of inexplicable happenstance!"
Participants: Aodh and modern Fire-eyes, sometime after Aodh ran into Tokie and Kabuki-mono.