Since I'm staring in horrified fascination anyway--

Feb 18, 2015 19:08

So there's a young man on Tumblr. (For purposes of disclosure I do not have a Tumblr, but I do read about 10 on a regular basis. They're kind of like comics.)

This particular young man has led an interesting existence. Sometimes he tells stories about it. Mostly while drunk, but then he's telling stories of past drunkeness and it pretty much works out.

An example quote: Alright so we’re throwing this riot let’s be honest it was like so far past a party it was a whole different level we were fighting with fire like literally vinyl gloves with cotton hand wraps soaked in lighter fluid and then we light them on fire and punch each other it was FUCKING RAD I wanted to put in a fucking eagle making sweet love to a gutiar here but I can’t find it and I’m too drunk for photoshop.

*stares some more*

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