"Salt, salty salty salt salt--"
".... Please tell me I don't have to worry about you preserving eggnog in salt now."
"I've got traps and barbarians."
"Okay, we have two chickens. The first has salt, garlic and thyme, and the second--"
"--is covered in eggnog?"
"No, no, that was my ear throwing something at me."
"Uh. . you've won the game."
"Oops."
"I've got these great rooms, but I can't lure anyone into them."
"Yeah, that was my problem. Then I got clerics."
"Eat my chicken butt, Veggie."
"You don't really have a box to waggle, do you."
"This isn't the boy, this is a middle-aged man!"
"Oooooh, another boy!"
"My tongue was helping me reach!"
"Why are your boobs space-dead?" .... "Why are your boobs randomly spaced?"
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