MAJOR UPDATE
Got my knee banged up last wednesday sa IAC game. We won and I miraculously drove myself home. My mom saw what happened and being the probinsyano that she was, told me to go see a manhihilot. What's funny was, my dad being a tondo boy told me to do the same thing. Whats even funnnier was that my pediatrician aunt who works at Chinese general hospital told me to do the exact same thing!
So I drove with my mom and my aunt to this place at the back of Araneta. The gate was rusty and was left half open. I gently drove the Optra inside to find a bunch of townhouses. My mom and my aunt who were on the xtrail drove past me to a deeper part of the forest. When I stepped out of the car it was like a province. Trees, plants and herbs everywhere and in the middle of it all was a small cement house that was complemented by plywood and yero. I could only imagine the lady that greeted my mom as a sherpa in the Entourage who grew and sold weed!
Anyway, I sat down, told her it was from basketball and plopped myself on her couch. She didn't have the turban or the dead chicken that CHOLENG envisioned a manhihilot. In fact I had many injuries in the past. My first ever basketball injury was back in high 2 when natapilok ako sa XBA. Year after that, the word cramps entered my vocabulary. High 4 was no different when I had really bad cramps. I even asked my classmates to ankle lock it to ease the pain (but that only made it worse). DRETSO MANHIHILOT!
Now that I entered college, I had a gallstone that delieveres sharp pain whenever Im dehyrated. May kidney stone na raw ako according to the ultrasound machine which i thought was for pregnant girls at first. The last suepr flesh wound that I got was when I skid on teh phase 4 Ayala heights basketball. Naglaro ng basketball after the rain kaya ayun.. Two big scars on right knee! i looked at it as I zoned back to manhihilot house. She heated some leaves, pour what seemed to be efficacent oil and it and massaged my foot. It was supposedto be warm because my foot was cold when she touched it "napasukan ng lamig" raw! If I was pilay I should've been having a high fever since I took a bath after I got injured (which you shouldn't do pala).
After that she told me not to drink anything cold, to put the leaves on at night and to not take a bath. I left adn drove to school limping. So as I type on this keyboard unwashed and smelly, with a wool bandage on my right knee. I say to myself that I've been through worse. I can only look down on the scars on on left hand to remind me of what I've been through.
ANYWAY.. IN THE REALM OF MAGIC PACK YOU! I WILL NEVER DEAL WITH U AGAIN!
On a side note, mono red elementals will be shelved muna. (sorry magic underdog tribe fans) Gagawa muna ako ng red white blue deck to beat ou the blue white black metagame!
YAHA! I HAVE TO WATCH EYESHIELD MORE!
So I drove with my mom and my aunt to this place at the back of Araneta. The gate was rusty and was left half open. I gently drove the Optra inside to find a bunch of townhouses. My mom and my aunt who were on the xtrail drove past me to a deeper part of the forest. When I stepped out of the car it was like a province. Trees, plants and herbs everywhere and in the middle of it all was a small cement house that was complemented by plywood and yero. I could only imagine the lady that greeted my mom as a sherpa in the Entourage who grew and sold weed!
Anyway, I sat down, told her it was from basketball and plopped myself on her couch. She didn't have the turban or the dead chicken that CHOLENG envisioned a manhihilot. In fact I had many injuries in the past. My first ever basketball injury was back in high 2 when natapilok ako sa XBA. Year after that, the word cramps entered my vocabulary. High 4 was no different when I had really bad cramps. I even asked my classmates to ankle lock it to ease the pain (but that only made it worse). DRETSO MANHIHILOT!
Now that I entered college, I had a gallstone that delieveres sharp pain whenever Im dehyrated. May kidney stone na raw ako according to the ultrasound machine which i thought was for pregnant girls at first. The last suepr flesh wound that I got was when I skid on teh phase 4 Ayala heights basketball. Naglaro ng basketball after the rain kaya ayun.. Two big scars on right knee! i looked at it as I zoned back to manhihilot house. She heated some leaves, pour what seemed to be efficacent oil and it and massaged my foot. It was supposedto be warm because my foot was cold when she touched it "napasukan ng lamig" raw! If I was pilay I should've been having a high fever since I took a bath after I got injured (which you shouldn't do pala).
After that she told me not to drink anything cold, to put the leaves on at night and to not take a bath. I left adn drove to school limping. So as I type on this keyboard unwashed and smelly, with a wool bandage on my right knee. I say to myself that I've been through worse. I can only look down on the scars on on left hand to remind me of what I've been through.
ANYWAY.. IN THE REALM OF MAGIC PACK YOU! I WILL NEVER DEAL WITH U AGAIN!
On a side note, mono red elementals will be shelved muna. (sorry magic underdog tribe fans) Gagawa muna ako ng red white blue deck to beat ou the blue white black metagame!
YAHA! I HAVE TO WATCH EYESHIELD MORE!