OMG! EVERYONE BOW DOWN... THERE IS AN ADULT IN OUR PRESENCE! HAPPY 19TH, LOVE!
OH MY GOODNESS
ITS tonieboo0013 ’s 19TH!
And anybody who's anbody is here.
Of course there'll be dancing.
And costumes.
And it's never a party without some drama.
They're a time for hook-ups.
And horror movies.
And late night craziness.
And the odd party crasher.
Someone has to cook.
And someone has to drink.
And occasionally, when things get out of hand, gang rape is a possibility,
And of course it's so bad ass that everybody wants in.
So basically all I'm saying is it's going to be one epic party and only the coolest shit are invited.
Happy birthday, love!
Don't party too hard - what am I saying? Party as hard as you freaking can and drunken texts/ pictures are always acceptable.
I know all we've learned from this is that Meghan sucks at picspams, but at least enjoy the gifs. While I made this I was like in hysterics especially at Ohno's freaking amazingness.
I totally can't live without this fandom and making this totally helped me decide.
I'm rambling, I know, but I somehow feel like this should be longer, so yes, I'm dragging it on a wee bit.
ANYWAYS...
You said that my text would be nice if I wrote it on LJ, so here you are...
WAS I THE FIRST TO SAY HB? CAUSE IT WAS TWELVE WHEN I SENT THE FB MESSAGE.
Anyways, happy birthday, love. You deserve it. I hope you have an amazing night and get lots of phone numbers with your sexy ass outfit.
Sappy stuff now~
You're such a beautiful, intelligent, HILARIOUS!, amazing girl and I'm so glad to have met you. You are my best friend and I seriously can't imagine my life without you now. You deserve the most INCREDIBLY incredible day. HAPPY 19TH!
Yes, I just copied the text message out, but the sentiments really haven't changed since twelve-thirty this morning!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TA-CHAN!