Bang Bang
Originally posted by lulu1342 at Bang Bang
Title: Bang Bang
Paring: OnKey <3 & 2min
Rating: R: for language and violence (in this one anyway)
Genre:Crack ( a fun adventure awaits you)
Summary: Taemin and Kibum are a criminal tag team duo who find themselves competing against the duo team of Jinki and Minho
Tidbit: This fic is really just something I'm doing for fun. It really is a good read and a good time personally. Hopefully you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it
It was half way through the gallery dinner party when the lights suddenly shut off. A second after that a multitude of gunshots went off into the air and everyone was told to get on the ground. After about half an hour the lights came back on.The gun almost -just barely- touched Taemin’s head. Well not so much Taemin, he was Taeyeon at the moment. He lived a double life, but really, who didn’t?
The cold of the metal hovered right in front of his forehead. Though he was lying on the ground, the man with the gun held his gaze upwards even as he removed the heart necklace from around Taemin’s neck. The marble on the museum floor was cold on the skin of Taemin’s legs with just a short cocktail dress on, but that gun and that gaze were so much colder. Taemin, as Taeyeon, wasn’t afraid of this man in the slightest. He just found it comical that the man thought himself successful in this robbery.
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The night had started out like every other night of work for Taemin. He put on his blonde bob wig, a gold strapless cocktail dress and heals on his feet. Black eyeliner tight lined on his upper lashes and a seductive red on his lips; Gwiboon had done his makeup. The gallery was invite only for the wealthiest people in the city but Taemin was able to walk in easily, his name never showing up on any list. Usually he went out for his own personal gain but for nights like this, with many wealthy people in one place, Taemin went out to retrieve specific items that would allow him access to ‘the market’.
Taeyeon would dance with the every man, from young to old, slipping watches off wrists, wallets from pockets and most of all hearts from their chests. She was a charmer and no one could deny that.
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The man’s eyes were as black as the Serendibite stone on the necklace he held in his left hand. They both knew the single way one could achieve such a stone and that knowledge gave them both the understanding that the man would not be killing Taemin that night. The other men who had entered the party with the gun man called for him and together they all ran out of the museum.
As soon as the men were out of the building and out of sight, Taemin got off of the ground and removed a shot gun and a cell phone from his dress. He fired off a few shots and yelled for everyone to stay where they were and if anyone moved, they’d be shot.
After dialing a number and waiting three rings, Taemin’s phone call was answered. “…yeah it’s me” Tamein started in female character “…the necklace was stolen…YES I WA WEARING IT….shut the fuck up and...” someone on the floor got up and tried to escape. Without a second’s hesitation, Taemin shot the person twice in the leg causing him to drop back to the floor in a matter of seconds. Taemin told the person on the phone to hold on as he walked over to the person he just shot.
“Come on man” Taemin kneeled down to talk to the man still using his girl voice “I only asked you to do one thing. Staying put wouldn’t have been that hard”. The man held his leg and yelled out between his cries of pain “Shut the fuck up you Bitch!” Taemin cocked his gun again and people began to scream. Still crouched down and leaned in closer to the bleeding man’s face and placed the cold metal of the gun to his forehead.
“Listen guy” Taemin’s voice dropped to its actual pitch “you’ve got three options. I could shoot you in the head and you’ll die instantly, I could shoot you in the leg a few more times and watch you bleep out or maybe, and just maybe, YOU COULD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME CARRY ON MY BUSSINESS!” Taemin slowly backed away from the man’s face and put back on his female voice “Now I’ve had a very long day all I want to do is finish up this phone call and you’re being very rude” The man did not reply, meaning he understood how serious the boy in drag actually was.
After scanning him and removing the black diamond incrusted platinum ring from his finger, Taemin flashed the man a smile, stood back up and continued his phone call, “yeah sorry about that, you know hostages…Oh! You’re here? Ok here I come now” Taemin hung up the phone and put it back into the bra he was wearing; it sure did come in handy. Walking towards his exist, he informed the hostages that they’d be able to get up and call the cops as soon as he would leave the building without any trouble. ‘Does everyone understand” Taemin asked and all the hostages nodded with understanding.
Just as Taemin was to take his final step from the building, the still bleeding man yelled at him “You’ll never get away with this you fucking bitch” and without even turning around to dignify the man with a response, Tamein stretched his arm out behind him and silenced the annoying buzz in his ear. People began screaming frantically as Taemin said to no one in particular “Eh, he was going to bleed out anyway”. With a shrug, Taemin got into the car waiting for him making sure to out the gun back in his bra as well.
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“What happened” the driver asked in drive and continuing to speed away from the building.
“That man stole my heart” Taemin pouted as he tore his wig from his head
“Aww, how cute!” the driver cooed
“Oh shut the fuck up Kibum!” Taemin snapped back.
Kibum couldn’t help laughing regardless of how serious the situation was. “Ok ok. We’re on our way home now and we’ll have time to plan out our next move so, don’t worry. Were you able to walk away with anything to make up for the necklace, because you know that was our entrance into ‘the market’?”
Taemin looked at the ring he had stolen from the bleeding man, “Yeah I got this ring, a few watches and even a pearl necklace off of some women when the lights were out. That should make up for it. What about you? Did Gwiboon get anything?”
Kibum sighed and removed his wig as well “The guy I killed had a few diamond chains in his house but not too many. I think he knew the hit was out for him and he hid most of the stuff, maybe in a bank or something”. Kibum tossed a gun silencer back to Taemin, “Hey take this in t for me when we get home; I have to clean it out before my next job”.
Taemin let out a deep sigh “Let’s just hope we can get my heart back” and without another word, the two drove off towards their home and into the night.
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Minho casually got into the town car out front. He sat down and let out a big sigh of relief; the night was successful. “So where is it” the man next to him anxiously questioned.
Minho rummaged through the pocket of his blazer, his fingers initially pressing against the heart necklace but ultimately pulling out a thumb drive, “It’s all yours Jinki”
Jinki took the thumb drive from Minho, held it close to his examined the small piece of metal and plastic, though he already knew what was on the device. “We’ve only got a year left now. Prepare to be rich beyond your wildest dreams my friend Minho”
“Whatever you say” Minho responded half attentively, letting his fingers trace over the heart necklace still in his pocket.
Jinki looked over to Minho with disgust and slapped the man hard in the chest. “What the fuck are you doing man?!? Don’t fucking feel yourself up in my car! The fuck is wrong with you? Sure you just pulled off something big, but go celebrate after you’re out of my presence”
Minho removed his hand from his pocket and began rubbing the side of his chest which Jinki had just attacked. “Calm down” Minho chuckled “I’m not feeling myself up; I’m just making sure I have everything I walked in with. Don’t want to leave evidence behind, now do we” Minho didn’t find any need to tell Jinki about the necklace, lest he be scolded for not following the plans exactly.
Jinki glared at him for a few seconds but quickly nodded with understanding, the last thing they’d want was for their operations to be curtailed before anything had actually been achieved. “We have 12 months from today to pull everything off smoothly. Our next step is to go to the market and pick up a couple of investors. The more the merrier”. The car pulled up to the back ally entrance of one of the highest class condo buildings in the city.
Minho began to exit the car “There’s just a month before ‘the market’ meets” Jinki continued “make sure you’re prepared and don’t contact me until that time”
“Anything for you boss” Minho sarcastically moaned. With a big grain and a wink to Jinki, Minho stepped out of the car and walked towards the building, hearing the vehicle speed off quickly into the night behind him.
Title: Bang Bang
Paring: OnKey <3 & 2min
Rating: R: for language and violence (in this one anyway)
Genre:Crack ( a fun adventure awaits you)
Summary: Taemin and Kibum are a criminal tag team duo who find themselves competing against the duo team of Jinki and Minho
Tidbit: This fic is really just something I'm doing for fun. It really is a good read and a good time personally. Hopefully you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it
It was half way through the gallery dinner party when the lights suddenly shut off. A second after that a multitude of gunshots went off into the air and everyone was told to get on the ground. After about half an hour the lights came back on.The gun almost -just barely- touched Taemin’s head. Well not so much Taemin, he was Taeyeon at the moment. He lived a double life, but really, who didn’t?
The cold of the metal hovered right in front of his forehead. Though he was lying on the ground, the man with the gun held his gaze upwards even as he removed the heart necklace from around Taemin’s neck. The marble on the museum floor was cold on the skin of Taemin’s legs with just a short cocktail dress on, but that gun and that gaze were so much colder. Taemin, as Taeyeon, wasn’t afraid of this man in the slightest. He just found it comical that the man thought himself successful in this robbery.
-
The night had started out like every other night of work for Taemin. He put on his blonde bob wig, a gold strapless cocktail dress and heals on his feet. Black eyeliner tight lined on his upper lashes and a seductive red on his lips; Gwiboon had done his makeup. The gallery was invite only for the wealthiest people in the city but Taemin was able to walk in easily, his name never showing up on any list. Usually he went out for his own personal gain but for nights like this, with many wealthy people in one place, Taemin went out to retrieve specific items that would allow him access to ‘the market’.
Taeyeon would dance with the every man, from young to old, slipping watches off wrists, wallets from pockets and most of all hearts from their chests. She was a charmer and no one could deny that.
-
The man’s eyes were as black as the Serendibite stone on the necklace he held in his left hand. They both knew the single way one could achieve such a stone and that knowledge gave them both the understanding that the man would not be killing Taemin that night. The other men who had entered the party with the gun man called for him and together they all ran out of the museum.
As soon as the men were out of the building and out of sight, Taemin got off of the ground and removed a shot gun and a cell phone from his dress. He fired off a few shots and yelled for everyone to stay where they were and if anyone moved, they’d be shot.
After dialing a number and waiting three rings, Taemin’s phone call was answered. “…yeah it’s me” Tamein started in female character “…the necklace was stolen…YES I WA WEARING IT….shut the fuck up and...” someone on the floor got up and tried to escape. Without a second’s hesitation, Taemin shot the person twice in the leg causing him to drop back to the floor in a matter of seconds. Taemin told the person on the phone to hold on as he walked over to the person he just shot.
“Come on man” Taemin kneeled down to talk to the man still using his girl voice “I only asked you to do one thing. Staying put wouldn’t have been that hard”. The man held his leg and yelled out between his cries of pain “Shut the fuck up you Bitch!” Taemin cocked his gun again and people began to scream. Still crouched down and leaned in closer to the bleeding man’s face and placed the cold metal of the gun to his forehead.
“Listen guy” Taemin’s voice dropped to its actual pitch “you’ve got three options. I could shoot you in the head and you’ll die instantly, I could shoot you in the leg a few more times and watch you bleep out or maybe, and just maybe, YOU COULD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME CARRY ON MY BUSSINESS!” Taemin slowly backed away from the man’s face and put back on his female voice “Now I’ve had a very long day all I want to do is finish up this phone call and you’re being very rude” The man did not reply, meaning he understood how serious the boy in drag actually was.
After scanning him and removing the black diamond incrusted platinum ring from his finger, Taemin flashed the man a smile, stood back up and continued his phone call, “yeah sorry about that, you know hostages…Oh! You’re here? Ok here I come now” Taemin hung up the phone and put it back into the bra he was wearing; it sure did come in handy. Walking towards his exist, he informed the hostages that they’d be able to get up and call the cops as soon as he would leave the building without any trouble. ‘Does everyone understand” Taemin asked and all the hostages nodded with understanding.
Just as Taemin was to take his final step from the building, the still bleeding man yelled at him “You’ll never get away with this you fucking bitch” and without even turning around to dignify the man with a response, Tamein stretched his arm out behind him and silenced the annoying buzz in his ear. People began screaming frantically as Taemin said to no one in particular “Eh, he was going to bleed out anyway”. With a shrug, Taemin got into the car waiting for him making sure to out the gun back in his bra as well.
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“What happened” the driver asked in drive and continuing to speed away from the building.
“That man stole my heart” Taemin pouted as he tore his wig from his head
“Aww, how cute!” the driver cooed
“Oh shut the fuck up Kibum!” Taemin snapped back.
Kibum couldn’t help laughing regardless of how serious the situation was. “Ok ok. We’re on our way home now and we’ll have time to plan out our next move so, don’t worry. Were you able to walk away with anything to make up for the necklace, because you know that was our entrance into ‘the market’?”
Taemin looked at the ring he had stolen from the bleeding man, “Yeah I got this ring, a few watches and even a pearl necklace off of some women when the lights were out. That should make up for it. What about you? Did Gwiboon get anything?”
Kibum sighed and removed his wig as well “The guy I killed had a few diamond chains in his house but not too many. I think he knew the hit was out for him and he hid most of the stuff, maybe in a bank or something”. Kibum tossed a gun silencer back to Taemin, “Hey take this in t for me when we get home; I have to clean it out before my next job”.
Taemin let out a deep sigh “Let’s just hope we can get my heart back” and without another word, the two drove off towards their home and into the night.
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Minho casually got into the town car out front. He sat down and let out a big sigh of relief; the night was successful. “So where is it” the man next to him anxiously questioned.
Minho rummaged through the pocket of his blazer, his fingers initially pressing against the heart necklace but ultimately pulling out a thumb drive, “It’s all yours Jinki”
Jinki took the thumb drive from Minho, held it close to his examined the small piece of metal and plastic, though he already knew what was on the device. “We’ve only got a year left now. Prepare to be rich beyond your wildest dreams my friend Minho”
“Whatever you say” Minho responded half attentively, letting his fingers trace over the heart necklace still in his pocket.
Jinki looked over to Minho with disgust and slapped the man hard in the chest. “What the fuck are you doing man?!? Don’t fucking feel yourself up in my car! The fuck is wrong with you? Sure you just pulled off something big, but go celebrate after you’re out of my presence”
Minho removed his hand from his pocket and began rubbing the side of his chest which Jinki had just attacked. “Calm down” Minho chuckled “I’m not feeling myself up; I’m just making sure I have everything I walked in with. Don’t want to leave evidence behind, now do we” Minho didn’t find any need to tell Jinki about the necklace, lest he be scolded for not following the plans exactly.
Jinki glared at him for a few seconds but quickly nodded with understanding, the last thing they’d want was for their operations to be curtailed before anything had actually been achieved. “We have 12 months from today to pull everything off smoothly. Our next step is to go to the market and pick up a couple of investors. The more the merrier”. The car pulled up to the back ally entrance of one of the highest class condo buildings in the city.
Minho began to exit the car “There’s just a month before ‘the market’ meets” Jinki continued “make sure you’re prepared and don’t contact me until that time”
“Anything for you boss” Minho sarcastically moaned. With a big grain and a wink to Jinki, Minho stepped out of the car and walked towards the building, hearing the vehicle speed off quickly into the night behind him.