ring ding dong
SHINee fanfic
gen; with emma watson
pg rating
371 words
[#] three shinee members get to visit the set of harry potter and meet emma watson. they use english from their song (ring ding dong) to communicate.
[$] this is pure crack. please do not take seriously.
ring ding dong
the manager makes a mistake. he tells them that it's free time for everyone except taemin.
taemin argues in that passive way of his.
"but i'm eighteen. i won't get intro any trouble. why? please?"
the others feel bad, but they decide they can't just give up a change to explore london.
through the tour guide's suggestion, they end up visiting a movie set.
"for our special guests from korea" says the tour guide.
while kibum says "i need to pee."
"by special invitation we're going to visit the harry potter film set!"
two gasp. minho doesn't.
when they reach the set, jinki, jonghyun, and minho beeline for emma watson.
they don't know too much english. so they use what they do know.
"hello" all three say. "nice to meet you."
"hello"
there's an unsure smile on emma watson's lips. as if she's wondering if they are allowed to be there or who the hell are these people?. but she's polite and smiles pretty.
"our friend taemin" jinki starts to say. "he..."
"ring ding dong" jonghyun blurts out. "every time he watches harry potter. ring ding dong."
"uhm" says emma. "i don't..."
"complicate girl!" shouts jinki, trying to take command of the conversation.
emma backs away slowly.
minho, with his laser beam eyes, stalks forward and smiles into emma watson's face. emma smiles up at him, hesitantly. but she looks as if she's opening up again, because really, minho is the normal one in their group, so...
"we're gonna go la ko la ko la ko la ko, so fantastic!"
emma giggles nervously.
"ben?" she shrills. "ben!?"
an assistant comes running up behind her.
"i have lines to run, don't i?"
"no, not until..."
"no, no. i'm sure it's now" she tells her assistant. "well, i'm sure it was a pleasure meeting you all. have fun in london" she tells them, shaking their hands briskly.
she walks away, just as kibum emerges from the restrooms.
"ah. shall we look for emma watson now?" he asks brightly. "we might score taemin an autograph!"
jinki looks guiltily at his shoes. "it's a shame really" he starts to say. "it was so..."
"so elastic" sighs jonghyun.
"my silly girl" agrees minho. "a miracle..."