Wow, did I ever mishear the lyrics to Phillip Phillips "Gone Gone Gone".
I THOUGHT it was "You're my crotch where my legs start movin'" and I thought, huh, such a nice song and then it gets all dirty and weird. Yikes.
Turns out the line is actually "You're my crutch when my legs stop movin'", which is a completely different idea.
Here's the song if you've not heard it:
http://youtu.be/GV2yMnzWkkcThe line I'm talking about is at 1:58.