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ok, let's recap the worst weekend of my life. my house got broken into in the hour and a half i was away at the beach. they took a long as time going through my storage space, and finding nothing in there to steal, plus all the bedroom doors locked, decided to take a dump in my toilet, and leave it as a little fuck u. later that day, my neighbor and good friend zoe's car was hit. the drunken assholes backed into it, and then once we where outside yelling wtf, they decided to start to take off. zoe had to run down the complex after then as they sped away, and of course, it was a new fucking car, so it didn't have plates, only paper dealer plates, all right! the bastards had the balls to then drive up cliff, i.e. the fuckin hill right outside my complex, and then 10 min. later, drive back down it and yell drunken pickup lines at her fucking sister! and hour and a half later, a cop finally shows up, only to turn around and start to leave, so zoe has to run after the fucking cop! not 2 min. later, he decides to take a call on the radio, right fucking away, bullshit. a half hour later another cop finally shows up, luckily, a nice one, and we are up til 4:30 giving a report. oh yeah, a few other things, the cop that decided to take off, the same fucking cop that showed up to take my report for my house, which btw, took at least an ahour and a half, also was in the middle of the fucking day! that was all on friday. oh yeah, and in between then, i got a call from my rents trying to pick up my key, cause they locked themselves out. of course, i was halfway through a drink at my friend's party, yeah, exactly what i needed. and then today, i got a letter from the fucking irs saying i owe money. None of this of course touches a bit of news which i recieved, which although i won't get into detail, is pretty much the worst news i've heard since i was a kid, of course, refering to my parents telling me that i was a fucking mistake. yeah, pretty much, the worst weekend i can remember of my life. oh yeah, and the cop told me to toss my toothbrush, cause odds r, the fucker that broke into my house, stuck it up his ass. so i had to go buy another fucking toothbrush.