To catch up.

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My wittle itsy-bisty vacation was superfuntastic thanks to the wonderful dilemma of, thats right you probably know what it is since all of you have that extra special gift of pre-cognitive powers. Delays. Oh yea thats right, we went to the airport Thursday and didn't get off the ground till Friday! Well, not until twelve at night that is and at two thirty am we got in. Now keep in mind that at nine am I have a funeral to go to. So after a little bit of Joe Camel to put me to sleep I got a healthy four hours before going to one of the most depressing days of my life. All of this was promptly put to stead when that night on four hours of sleep I got super-ungodly-stupendously-wasted with all my cousins. Trashy? Perhaps but I only see then once a year if even that, so you all can just stick those comments from the peanut gallery in your tail-pipe. Then (I know some of you didn't know this) I went to Texas, now Texas is an absolutely fascinating area were cowboys hats and boots are the norm along with ridiculous fashion that I haven't worn since the WWF was cool to know about. Albeit yes it is a different state but everywhere else I have gone seems to have the same demeanor. Oh well, all is well that ends well I say!

Thats about it, or thats about it I can say, Happy Christmas!