ew...but funny.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I pushed kilrteddybear in the mud (-17 points). In November I bought porn for darling_duckie (10 points). In May I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I broke squirrelsrevil's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-795 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
taddy