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"In response to the person asking about the guitar stuff. Try and turn the treble all the way up and the mids and lows to zero. Then buy a wah-wah pedal and turn it on but leave it all the way "rocked" down (I prefer the regular cheapest "Crybaby" Dunlop model). From there you should be able to kill some eardrums. Also, turn the master volume on your amp to about half or when it just starts to get broken up but not to full on, on the clean channel. Hope this makes sense. Let me know."