Taking a different approach with '28: Horny Hound'...
Since this seems to be coming to me in abstract snippets, I figured I'd post it as such. Have fun with that. Here's the first part...
Desire fueled him, anticipation filled him, and both sent him speeding like rape through a winding back road. Treads penetrating and tearing deep in dry soil, the sound like a scream to every score, Hound blazed onward. Wind being cut in lust, and only the promise of a shadow closing in...
But, the shadow meant release, and release he wanted.
Scent, not of his own kind, intercepted him; sharp and thick, it invaded him, summoned him, pulled him, possessed him. Oh, yes, this he longed for. It'd been so long since he'd last been with his liaison of the sky. Much too long.
Soon, he told himself, so soon...
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In other news, the Pistons have gone into a tie situation with the Cavs, since playing the away games in Cleveland. Never let it be said that home turf doesn't make a difference, because the fans in Cleveland were all out for their team, and it's shown in the way the Cavs have played these last two games. We'll just have to wait and see how the next two games go down. I'm keeping my fingers crossed, that's for sure.
Somewhat related... in a very twisted sense, anyway. I found myself randomly amused today when I checked into an online score for the game midway through (because I don't have cable or satellite, and there was no local broadcast of the game), and saw that Detroit was trailing, at which point I had wondered if they could pull off a come-from-behind win. Immediately, my brain hurtled through all of the delightful scenarios the term 'come-from-behind win' could be used for. *coughbentayshauncough*
Now, I give you this copy of an email sent through the Yahoo Adam Clayton mailing list...
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat. "The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
Aaaaaand... I think that's all I have for posting tonight. Either way, I have to get to sleep.
Desire fueled him, anticipation filled him, and both sent him speeding like rape through a winding back road. Treads penetrating and tearing deep in dry soil, the sound like a scream to every score, Hound blazed onward. Wind being cut in lust, and only the promise of a shadow closing in...
But, the shadow meant release, and release he wanted.
Scent, not of his own kind, intercepted him; sharp and thick, it invaded him, summoned him, pulled him, possessed him. Oh, yes, this he longed for. It'd been so long since he'd last been with his liaison of the sky. Much too long.
Soon, he told himself, so soon...
...........................................................
In other news, the Pistons have gone into a tie situation with the Cavs, since playing the away games in Cleveland. Never let it be said that home turf doesn't make a difference, because the fans in Cleveland were all out for their team, and it's shown in the way the Cavs have played these last two games. We'll just have to wait and see how the next two games go down. I'm keeping my fingers crossed, that's for sure.
Somewhat related... in a very twisted sense, anyway. I found myself randomly amused today when I checked into an online score for the game midway through (because I don't have cable or satellite, and there was no local broadcast of the game), and saw that Detroit was trailing, at which point I had wondered if they could pull off a come-from-behind win. Immediately, my brain hurtled through all of the delightful scenarios the term 'come-from-behind win' could be used for. *coughbentayshauncough*
Now, I give you this copy of an email sent through the Yahoo Adam Clayton mailing list...
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat. "The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
Aaaaaand... I think that's all I have for posting tonight. Either way, I have to get to sleep.