May 10, 2006 18:54
This is a Public Safety Announcement
While driving to loud gay music through town centres, do not allow bees to fly into your open window.
Firmly, say "no" to the bee. If it refuses to listen, shout "NO" in a much louder voice. The looks from the general public will usually mean the bee will continue its flight elsewhere, as it does not wish to be embarrassed further.
If the bee continues to harass you, flail about in a wildly and indiscriminatory manner. Screaming helps. Do not let the bee sting you (This will avoid airbags going off, as your car careers into other moving vehicles).
If this fails, or you are stung, get out of the car and run. Run away. Fast.