Now this is a meme i can get behind

[tactful_cactus]

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[villalobos108]

Kaolin? I'm confused.

[villalobos108]

ROADKILL??? I'm more confused.

[tactful_cactus]

Google "roadkill" and "eat" or "food" or something and I'm sure you'll get lots of interesting stuff. Is much more popular that you might have thought! Really, think about it, isn't it the next step in the whole "no waste" "local food" trend. What could be less wasteful or cruel than getting your meat from something that already accidentally died?

I'm not condoning it, for sure! But I would be willing to try it just so I could put the badge on my sash.

[villalobos108]

I suppose if I just hit it, that's one thing. But to start cruising the highway for carrion? Eeep.

[tactful_cactus]

Enter geophagy. Um, yeah.

[villalobos108]

I've got some kaolin right here and I'm positive it's not tasty.

[tactful_cactus]

I can imagine. I assume clay never is. I really can't figure out why it's "must try" food. There's probably some dumbass molecular gastronomist is some trend New York restaurant that made it cool.

[villalobos108]

I hate molecular gastronomy. Can you add some chemicals to my fine dining? Because I can't get enough chemicals in my cheap store-bought food.

[tactful_cactus]

I am so with you on that.

[villalobos108]

But looky! We made an ordinary liquid look like tapioca pearls!!

Hoo-kay.

[tactful_cactus]

Or salted slug! Even better! Soooo classy! So chic!