Yay! I'm so glad someone who isn't into football can appreciate this entry! And no, you're not lame for not liking football. Many people, I suppose, would say I'm the lame-brain for giving a crap about "watching a bunch of guys move a ball up and down a field," but to me it is so much more than that.
Football is an old friend who keeps me company in the crisp, dying days of autumn on into the cruel, cold night of winter. Every September I embrace it with open arms and say, "Oh, how I have missed you, my long-lost companion!" To me it is a yearly epic journey, a five-month-long episode of LORD of the RINGS where at the end only one team gets to wear the ring, the SuPER BOwL RING, that is! Just as the ancient Mayans had that little ball game they played where the ball(I even read that in some instances they used a severed head!) and all the players represented different planetary spheres and the game, itself, symbolized a cosmic process, football is much more than a game to me! When at its best, football is better than any book I could ever read or movie I could hope to watch or painting I could ever gaze upon. I truly think it is one of the highest forms of art, but of course there is the possibility that I just tell myself that to justify sitting around like a lump all day watching it! LOL!
LOL! Necrogirrlie, your skills at using the Googler Noodler are impeccable! I'm mainly just skilled at using my NooDLeR, and more specifically, Self-NOODLing! Hahahaha!
But hell yeah! They even mentioned a severed head like I talked about! All I know is that people better recognize the wrath of HUN-HUNAHPU. I sacrifice a taco to him before I watch every football game (pretending my belly is the volcano, of course! lol), whenever I can afford them, and to those who don't or don't even know who HUN-HUNAHPU is, well, all I can say is THE MAYAN SUPERBOWL DOOMSDAY PROPHECY OF 2012!! Well, actually, the 2012 Super Bowl is scheduled to be in Indianapolis next year, just an hour away from me, so I'm hoping the Mayan calendar is a little bit off because I'd rather not be that close to the apocalypse if I can help it!
Football is an old friend who keeps me company in the crisp, dying days of autumn on into the cruel, cold night of winter. Every September I embrace it with open arms and say, "Oh, how I have missed you, my long-lost companion!" To me it is a yearly epic journey, a five-month-long episode of LORD of the RINGS where at the end only one team gets to wear the ring, the SuPER BOwL RING, that is! Just as the ancient Mayans had that little ball game they played where the ball(I even read that in some instances they used a severed head!) and all the players represented different planetary spheres and the game, itself, symbolized a cosmic process, football is much more than a game to me! When at its best, football is better than any book I could ever read or movie I could hope to watch or painting I could ever gaze upon. I truly think it is one of the highest forms of art, but of course there is the possibility that I just tell myself that to justify sitting around like a lump all day watching it! LOL!
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But hell yeah! They even mentioned a severed head like I talked about! All I know is that people better recognize the wrath of HUN-HUNAHPU. I sacrifice a taco to him before I watch every football game (pretending my belly is the volcano, of course! lol), whenever I can afford them, and to those who don't or don't even know who HUN-HUNAHPU is, well, all I can say is THE MAYAN SUPERBOWL DOOMSDAY PROPHECY OF 2012!! Well, actually, the 2012 Super Bowl is scheduled to be in Indianapolis next year, just an hour away from me, so I'm hoping the Mayan calendar is a little bit off because I'd rather not be that close to the apocalypse if I can help it!
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