Professor Penis

[tacowerewolf]

There's a customer at work, this pervy old man I call "Professor Penis." He's a short, skinny guy with glasses, in his 80's, but he's pretty active and spry for his age. I call him "Professor Penis" because when he comes into the store to watch movies, he's got this running story-line/joke going with me that he is "getting an education," that

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[tacowerewolf]

LOL, he might have lurid fantasies about how I'm going to "pay him back," but even if I did pay the money back, he'd come up with other excuses to make his creepy, lecherous insinuations. Not because I'm so desirable (lol), but simply because he is a pervy, dirty old man who would fuck (if he even can anymore), fondle and suck on anything that lets him get near it. Mainly I don't want to pay him back simply because I've owed him the money for so long that I just feel like it's mine now! Hahahaha.

I admit, the playful dialogue is fun, but I'm always careful to keep it cerebral and not to "lead him on," fuck with him (too hard) or, Heaven forbid--and GAG!!--flirt with him. You do have to be careful about getting too friendly with these guys because they can quickly get the wrong idea or find ways to exploit your friendly nature. That's why I'm generally stand-offish at work around customers. There are only a few that I joke around with the way I do Professor Penis. LOL, of course he would love it if I did what you say with the two dollar bills! Hahahahaa!