Conversations with Sammka, or: In which Tortoise's friends rule hard
In which Tortoise misses lunch by about 10 hours:
Tortoise: Okay, feel free to humiliate me.
sammka: Um, that sounds kinda sketchy.
T: You could humiliate me online.
S: Okay! "tacotortoise"> doesn't know when lunch is!"
T: Nooooo! "sammka">, you're going to ruin me! How can I make it up to you!
(note: this was a face-to-face conversation, complete with livejournal tags. WE'RE THAT GEEKY.)
In which we discuss a hypothetical children's book (working title: Now Tortoises Are Home (with special guest Ann Coulter), possibly translated into Czech):
S: I'm dying of cuteness! It's a fucking tortoise! On a fucking hamster wheel! It's fucking cute!
Tortoise: Okay, feel free to humiliate me.
sammka: Um, that sounds kinda sketchy.
T: You could humiliate me online.
S: Okay! "
T: Nooooo! "
(note: this was a face-to-face conversation, complete with livejournal tags. WE'RE THAT GEEKY.)
In which we discuss a hypothetical children's book (working title: Now Tortoises Are Home (with special guest Ann Coulter), possibly translated into Czech):
S: I'm dying of cuteness! It's a fucking tortoise! On a fucking hamster wheel! It's fucking cute!