on the internets

[tacotoes]

Me: THE DOG I MET WAS LIKE A MARSHMALLOW COME TO LIFE

Hannah: I can tell

Me: she was bigger than that puppy but SO. CUTE.

Hannah: Wow. I am really really jealous

Me: that's basically the coolest thing i've done since you left
met a live marshmallow

Hannah: did you get to play with her?

Me: yes, a little
she was excited b/c there were little kids playing, so she kept getting distracted and running away and then coming back and trying to climb into my purse

Hannah: HAHA. She wants to be a lap dog

Me: so true, except she was real big

bigger than lister

Hannah: Wow.

Me: yup
it is a tale i will tell for many a year
GATHER ROUND CHILDREN
AND YOU SHALL HEAR
ABOUT THE TIME I MET A BIG FLUFFY DOG
NAMED SOLEIL

Hannah
So did the person with the dog live near you?

Me: [redacted]
she is my internet friend melinda
we had coffee and sammiches

Hannah: Its nice that she's close and not crazy

Me: yep
my mom was like "call me if it turns out melinda is actually a perverted old man"
but really she was just a lady

Hannah: you never know with these internet peoples

Me: it's true
right now, for instance, i am a perverted old man

Hannah: NOOOOO

Me: this sometimes happens to me when i am on the internet

Hannah: all my dirty secrets

Me: no no, nothing to be alarmed about
i will change back soon

Hannah: good. I want you to be a lady when I get home
I'm a lady you see

Me: haha i was just going to type that

Hannah: we are too similar