lameness post - a warning
the night before last i had the most real feeling dream i've had in a long time. not real like, "oh dudes it could totally happen," real like when i woke up i still felt like it happened, and it took me a few minutes to recover. damn! i dreamt that i was at my friend rani's old house, and for some reason, it was totally normal that owen and luke wilson were her neighbors that we hung out with all the time, and i am BIG TIME in looooooove with owen wilson. so one evening i'm over at rani's, and owen invites me over to his apt to hang out and watch upright citizens brigade. and owen is kinda hanging out with my friend lori in the beginning of the dream, but he shoos her away, and asks me if he can kiss me, and i'm all, "uh, aren't you going out w/lori? are you drunk?" and he starts giggling, and says, "that's why i always had a crush on you, cause you always make me giggle like this," and then he kisses me, and says, "jamie, i have had a crush on you for a long time, and i just wanna hold you and giggle with you, and make love to you and just never leave!" and i freak out, and get all nervous (even in my dreams boys make me nervous!) and i say, "ever since bottle rocket i've totally been in absolute luuuv with you - is that dorky?" and he kisses me again, and he says, "let's totally get naked and do it in public. let's show the whole world. i've always wanted to do that!" and i totally go for it, and we're in pittsburgh suddenly doin it at a mcdonalds, and these two hot girls walk by, and i get nervous that he's gonna toss me out like traysh, but he doesn't even pay any attention to them, and just says hi to them and tells me that he wants me to go to chicago with him. i tell him that i'm moving to chicago, and one of my bestest friends in the world lives there, and her name is ann and he is just gonna love her, and hannah and emily. he just looks up, smiles, and says "i already do." then my emeffin aisse wakes up! aaaaahhhhhhhh it was sooooo perfect!!!!!!!! and then i wake up to my stupid house, and my stupid grody bathroom, and my stupid nasty couch and my stupid obsession with days of our lives. i just sat on the couch all day and thought about that dream! it's making me crazy! and the fact that dr. marlena evans is the salem serial killer is driving me bizerkers, too! oh sweet jesus i am such a lametastic nerdosaurus dorkocitic grode! hellllllllp!