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forxlackxofxname: ok I was at the store right and I was walking down uhh the uhh...sidewalk right and then there was this homeless man. He was all can I have some change and I didnt have any cause I had thrown all my change in a well right
forxlackxofxname: so theeen
sprtzcutie103: .....
sprtzcutie103: lol
forxlackxofxname: he starts yelling at me!
forxlackxofxname: and sayin' THE GREAT ONE WILL SHOW NO MERCY THE GREAT ONE WILL SHOW NO MERCY UPON YOUR SOUL!!!
forxlackxofxname: and I was just like oh shiiiit
sprtzcutie103: lol
sprtzcutie103: so what did you do?
sprtzcutie103: gave him money?
forxlackxofxname: no!
forxlackxofxname: I told you I hadnt any
forxlackxofxname: SO THEN
sprtzcutie103: well you could run go get some
forxlackxofxname: I just happened to be carrying a doughnut with me
sprtzcutie103: ha
sprtzcutie103: oh give hime the doughnut!
forxlackxofxname: come on just let me tell you!
forxlackxofxname: no!
sprtzcutie103: ok haha
forxlackxofxname: hold on!
forxlackxofxname: so THNE
forxlackxofxname: I got a little paniced and I threw the doughtnut at him
forxlackxofxname: of course after eating it he was still a little upset so he started chasing me
forxlackxofxname: so I was like eh hes a bum
forxlackxofxname: and everyone knows bums cant run fast
forxlackxofxname: because all bums are flat footed
sprtzcutie103: omg!
forxlackxofxname: well thats beside the point
sprtzcutie103: lol
forxlackxofxname: so he started running after me
forxlackxofxname: so I kept running and running and I got to taco bell
forxlackxofxname: so I haaad to order something
forxlackxofxname: cause I had a plan
forxlackxofxname: I ordered a taco
sprtzcutie103: nice
forxlackxofxname: and threw it at him
sprtzcutie103: why?
forxlackxofxname: and of course he stopped to eat it!
sprtzcutie103: oh i c
forxlackxofxname: right right
forxlackxofxname: and then there came lady with a shopping cart
forxlackxofxname: so I jump inside and yell! COME ON LETS GO! it turns out she was a track star and she ran hellah fast
forxlackxofxname: finally I was home and then I walked inside the house and my moms all WHERE THE HELL IS THE MILK?! and i was all you crrrrazeh
forxlackxofxname: and I got grounded
forxlackxofxname: so theeen
sprtzcutie103: .....
sprtzcutie103: lol
forxlackxofxname: he starts yelling at me!
forxlackxofxname: and sayin' THE GREAT ONE WILL SHOW NO MERCY THE GREAT ONE WILL SHOW NO MERCY UPON YOUR SOUL!!!
forxlackxofxname: and I was just like oh shiiiit
sprtzcutie103: lol
sprtzcutie103: so what did you do?
sprtzcutie103: gave him money?
forxlackxofxname: no!
forxlackxofxname: I told you I hadnt any
forxlackxofxname: SO THEN
sprtzcutie103: well you could run go get some
forxlackxofxname: I just happened to be carrying a doughnut with me
sprtzcutie103: ha
sprtzcutie103: oh give hime the doughnut!
forxlackxofxname: come on just let me tell you!
forxlackxofxname: no!
sprtzcutie103: ok haha
forxlackxofxname: hold on!
forxlackxofxname: so THNE
forxlackxofxname: I got a little paniced and I threw the doughtnut at him
forxlackxofxname: of course after eating it he was still a little upset so he started chasing me
forxlackxofxname: so I was like eh hes a bum
forxlackxofxname: and everyone knows bums cant run fast
forxlackxofxname: because all bums are flat footed
sprtzcutie103: omg!
forxlackxofxname: well thats beside the point
sprtzcutie103: lol
forxlackxofxname: so he started running after me
forxlackxofxname: so I kept running and running and I got to taco bell
forxlackxofxname: so I haaad to order something
forxlackxofxname: cause I had a plan
forxlackxofxname: I ordered a taco
sprtzcutie103: nice
forxlackxofxname: and threw it at him
sprtzcutie103: why?
forxlackxofxname: and of course he stopped to eat it!
sprtzcutie103: oh i c
forxlackxofxname: right right
forxlackxofxname: and then there came lady with a shopping cart
forxlackxofxname: so I jump inside and yell! COME ON LETS GO! it turns out she was a track star and she ran hellah fast
forxlackxofxname: finally I was home and then I walked inside the house and my moms all WHERE THE HELL IS THE MILK?! and i was all you crrrrazeh
forxlackxofxname: and I got grounded