May 09, 2005 22:30
forxlackxofxname: HEY
SenorKabir: EYY
forxlackxofxname: dude!!!
forxlackxofxname: you wont believe what just happened
forxlackxofxname: ok I borrowed my moms car (dont ask why or how
forxlackxofxname: )
forxlackxofxname: and I ran into someone!!
forxlackxofxname: and so I went to go help them right
forxlackxofxname: and they were yelling at me so I got scared and drove off
SenorKabir: hahahahaha
SenorKabir: no i need the entire story
forxlackxofxname: ahah ok from the very beginning?
SenorKabir: yes'm
forxlackxofxname: mk
forxlackxofxname: alright well I got a call from Maclyn and he was all my car isnt working you have to come down here and cut my hair and I was all how? and hes all steal your mas car and of course he wasn't serious but I did it!!
forxlackxofxname: well
forxlackxofxname: ok first I quietly took her keys as she was taking a nap
forxlackxofxname: then I climbed out the window so that the door would not wake her up
forxlackxofxname: well then I started driving right and I had the windows down and when you have the windows down god knows you have to have music playing loudly
forxlackxofxname: so I was reaching down in the little drawer thing for some alkaline
forxlackxofxname: right
forxlackxofxname: well I was really distracted cause those CDs were all slippery and whatnot
forxlackxofxname: so I was all sonovahbitch!
forxlackxofxname: and trying to get em out and all
forxlackxofxname: well next thing I know theres a huge thud and I'm all SHIT! and I pull over and I look behind me and theres a freakin' lady lying in the road
forxlackxofxname: so theene
forxlackxofxname: I get out and I'm all omg are you all right and she just like slowly gets up and I'm like helping her right
forxlackxofxname: but then she realizes that I'm the one who hit her and shes all YOU CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER
forxlackxofxname: and cussing me out all sick style
forxlackxofxname: well she like is picking up rocks and getting ready to throw them at me!
forxlackxofxname: so I'm all ok if she has the strength to chuck rocks at me I suppose shes alright
forxlackxofxname: so I get in my car and drive back home and for like 10 minutes the lady was chasing me throwing rocks at my car
forxlackxofxname: but then I get home I put the keys back
forxlackxofxname: go check on my ma
forxlackxofxname: and shes still asleep
forxlackxofxname: I go back outside to check the damage
SenorKabir: hahahahhahahahah
forxlackxofxname: and there is none!!
forxlackxofxname: so I'm all PHWEW!!
SenorKabir: hahaha
SenorKabir: see!
SenorKabir: you did good!
Ahahah! I love ya man.