Funny Convo's I've had in the past month

[tacobellqueen]

Bill Patti-see, we didn't do the lift TODAY, because Mike Vargovich was in my grill.

Charlie Wahl-ITS LIKE SATAN GOT INTO MY PHONE....he then cracked his phone folks.

Holly Lowden-MAYBE WERE SOULMATES
Jerry McGrier-wait, you can't just go around soul-mating everyone
HL-I'm a soul mate slut.

*Holly is, as usual, doing something annoying to Chavez*
Chavez-people like that belong on the ninth level of hell
HL-oh..how many levels are there?
Chavez......NINE

oblivionrunning: cept there was an annoying kid named toby who ate napkins in my kindergarten class

oblivionrunning: i dont mind going to australia as longas they have a good groundskeeper

MJWnOthingFace: we'll need a box of condoms and some tacos

CPhi7: you really do have a candy coated outer shell

CPhi7: i want to be in a club called too hot to bang

oblivionrunning: WHAT IS eating turkey
oblivionrunning: sorry i lose at jeopardy

CPhi7: don't mess with the thong, or you will suffer