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taco_geek

I still need a pet

Sep 03, 2004 23:58

Lately, there has been an increase in things to kill. This has pleased me ( Read more... )

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hezzabeth September 3 2004, 21:26:27 UTC

You could try a turtle.

taco_geek September 3 2004, 21:34:31 UTC

Do turtles make a satisfying noise of pain when kicked?

jenfullmoon September 3 2004, 22:27:42 UTC

Well, not so much with that, no.

Perhaps an elephant. It's big and makes a lot of noise if you do something to it.

Really, wouldn't it be interesting: Illyria vs. elephant. Who would win?

taco_geek September 3 2004, 22:40:22 UTC

I would.

kicking the... puppies hezzabeth September 3 2004, 22:57:22 UTC

Normally I don't bother goddess like this, but I do have a suggestion.

There are certain newspapers in LA that are full of ads from men looking for someone to punish them properly.

Most of them would even provide a variety of instruments designed with that very purpose in mind.

Best of all, they would be very content to worship you for the magnificence that you are.

And the armor that you wear would definitely be considered a plus.

london_lights September 4 2004, 05:56:39 UTC

Rinos are good and the Spanish find bulls to be ... satifactory.

hezzabeth September 4 2004, 03:04:54 UTC

No sorry, but they have shells so they'll last longer.

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