sixth . voice, stage 5

[tacklepounce]

[ There's a very distressed young troll on the phones today, talking quickly and nervously. ]

Umm... I have something to tell efurryone! It's been bothering me a lot lately, and... I think it's time to be purrfectly honest!

[ The cat puns drop for a moment and she speaks almost in a whisper, tone deeply ashamed: ]

I'm a communist.I'm not really

Comments

[made_this_town]

What is even a communist. Is that one of your dumbass troll things, because if it is I am going to flip my shit here.

[tacklepounce]

Hmm, no, it's a human thing! I think. I'm not really sure what it is, just that I am one.

[made_this_town]

How do you know that you are one if you don't even know what it is. This is why everyone hates you.

[tacklepounce]

That's not true! You don't have to be mean about it.

[made_this_town]

It is completely true, and yes I do. You little shits and your quirks have worn away at my patience since the moment I met you, but this communism bullshit is the straw that broke the camel's face and pissed on his corpse.

[tacklepounce]

Rawrrrgh, would you shut up? I know Karkat likes you, but this is silly! Communism isn't even a troll thing, it's a human thing.

[made_this_town]

That's even worse then. Why are you claiming to be a human thing when you are a troll thing. Someone oughta slap some sense into you kids.