furth . action/voice

Apr 02, 2011 14:59

[ Today, there's a little troll girl out and about, looking how troll girls usually do; grey skin, sharp teeth, candy-corn horns ( Read more... )

prepare for stupid cat puns, lots of things to be skeeved by here, &voice, if fur is murder she's genocidal, &action, trolls sure are messed up!, adorable in a twisted kind of way, just a bit of a furry

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[TOTALLY BEING STALKED] worstvikingever April 2 2011, 22:04:50 UTC
[He looks back over his shoulder.]

You know, narration kind of defeats the purpose of stalking. Pretty sure.

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[TOTALLY STALKING] tacklepounce April 3 2011, 07:21:37 UTC
[ She perks up, standing straighter and dropping the narration for a moment to giggle. ]

It's not real stalking, silly! I'm much sneakier when I'm actually hunting.

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worstvikingever April 3 2011, 17:49:34 UTC
You hunt? Good for you!

[Of course where he comes from almost everybody hunts so it's not really a surprise. Just... a little odd to hear it coming from troll girl.]

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tacklepounce April 4 2011, 23:48:17 UTC
Well, yeah! How else will I get food and new pelts to wear? And blood fur painting with.

[ The most normal of thirteen-year-old girls. ]

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worstvikingever April 4 2011, 23:49:22 UTC
...you usually paint with blood?

[Okay a little creeped out by that last part. The rest of it is pretty normal for vikings so it's not weird at all.]

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tacklepounce April 5 2011, 23:54:42 UTC
Blood and ash. It's fun! Or I can use real paint sets, but they're made with blood anyway, so it isn't too diffurent.

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worstvikingever April 6 2011, 02:07:40 UTC
Huh. That's... different.

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tacklepounce April 6 2011, 04:23:33 UTC
Well, troll blood isn't like human blood. Our blood comes in lots and lots of colors so it's a good thing to make paint out of!

[ If your species is, you know, completely screwed-up. ]

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worstvikingever April 6 2011, 04:25:00 UTC
Yeah, but that means you have to kill people to get it, right?

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tacklepounce April 6 2011, 15:20:57 UTC
Well, yeah, it's manufactured from the blood of culled wrigglers. So are a lot of things on Alternia!

It's pretty sad, when you think about it.

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worstvikingever April 6 2011, 18:02:58 UTC
I'm sorry, but that just sounds awful.

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tacklepounce April 8 2011, 00:55:00 UTC
Human society seems a lot more furriendly. You don't test your young at all?

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worstvikingever April 8 2011, 03:41:52 UTC
Depends on what you mean by "test" and who you ask, I guess.

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tacklepounce April 8 2011, 15:56:09 UTC
Why? Do diffurent groups of humans do it diffurently? I know there's no caste system here...

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worstvikingever April 8 2011, 18:39:27 UTC
Well I mean I know where I come from kids used to go through Dragon Training to learn how to fight and kill dragons, but it's not like everyone everywhere does that.

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tacklepounce April 9 2011, 07:35:04 UTC
We have dragons, too! I've never killed one, though. Do you eat them?

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