Sex tech: Wave your arms in the air like you just don't care

[tacit]

The street finds its own uses for things.
-William Gibson, Burning ChromeImagine, if you will, a device you strap onto your lower arm. This device has a bunch of embedded myoelectric sensors that respond to hand movements, and accelerometers that track arm movements. Yoked to these is a Bluetooth transmitter that relays a stream of data about your

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[anonymous]

What happens when you jerk off with it on?

Or wait, is that what the Fitbit is for?

[tacit]

Mmm, interesting question. It might be fun to read accelerometer data and run the vibrator when there's a large delta-vee, and then connect one of my girlfriends to it, so the more vigorously I jerked the more stimulation she got. Sounds like fun!