How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways...
Fuck you, Verizon Wireless.
For all of your advertising about the world's largest fuck off network... why is it that I never have any cell service, huh assholes? Why is it that my phone sits in one spot all day long and service cuts in and out? Why is it that since you fuckers did a software update on my phone that I can't pick up any calls? Why is it that I don't have service when other people on the bus with Verizon phones do? Why are your stands and stores filled with incompetent people who have no answers or suggestions?
[[EDIT: I HATE VERIZON. It's now been 3 times- 3 TIMES that I've been there. Basically, I have to get a new contract to get a new phone. I can't really bring this up to my parents at the moment... so, not that any of you call me, but I can't pick up any calls. So, leave a message or just hang up so my phone will get your number and I will call you back]]
For all of your advertising about the world's largest fuck off network... why is it that I never have any cell service, huh assholes? Why is it that my phone sits in one spot all day long and service cuts in and out? Why is it that since you fuckers did a software update on my phone that I can't pick up any calls? Why is it that I don't have service when other people on the bus with Verizon phones do? Why are your stands and stores filled with incompetent people who have no answers or suggestions?
[[EDIT: I HATE VERIZON. It's now been 3 times- 3 TIMES that I've been there. Basically, I have to get a new contract to get a new phone. I can't really bring this up to my parents at the moment... so, not that any of you call me, but I can't pick up any calls. So, leave a message or just hang up so my phone will get your number and I will call you back]]