PRAISE TACHIBANA-SAN!

[tachmyhaddourag]

THINKING FOR THREE-HUNDRED AND THIRTYSIX STRAIGHT HOURS HURTS MY BRAIN. ESPECIALLY SINCE THE HOURS WERE VERY DIFFICULT TO COUNT BECAUSE MY FAMILY CANNOT AFFORD CLOCKS AND SO I HAD TO USE A SUNDIAL AND SUNDIALS DON'T WORK AT NIGHT

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[kidwiththehat]

Ishida, that poem was incredible! I think it is one of the closest things that has come close to describing how amazing Tachibana-san is!! But that's impossible because Tachibana-san's awesomeness is bigger than the universe practically! Like you I will never be worthy! ;______; Maybe one day if we keep working hard!

I think I will recite the Chitose-san part every night before I go to sleep!! Should I say it more often than that? Maybe before every meal as well!

[tachmyhaddourag]

I THINK ALSO EVERY TIME YOU THINK OF EATING! AND EVERY TIME YOU THINK OF SLEEPING!

AND TEN TIMES IF YOU SPEND A MINUTE NOT THINKING OF TACHIBANA-SAN!

[kidwiththehat]

I can say to myself throughout the whole school day!! When I am not daydreaming about how awesome Tachibana-san is I mean!! Who needs knowledge when there is Tachibana-san?

[tachmyhaddourag]

TACHIBANA-SAN IS THE ONLY KNOWLEDGE ANYONE WILL EVER NEED.

[kidwiththehat]

It's true!! Why do people go to school when they should be learning about the wonderfulness of Tachibana-san?? Maybe all our school subjects to be changed to learning things about Tachibana-san!! *______*

[tachmyhaddourag]

WE SHOULD PETITION THE SCHOOL!

IT IS OUR GOD-GIVEN DUTY TO SPREAD THE WORD OF TACHIBANA-SAN.

[kidwiththehat]

Good idea! I think I might have a piece of paper that we can use! *__*

[tachmyhaddourag]

PAPER? REAL PAPER? I HAVEN'T SEEN A REAL PIECE OF PAPER IN WEEKS! I'VE BEEN HANDING IN MY HOMEWORK ON LEAVES!

[kidwiththehat]

I've been saving it for emergencies!! I had to fight an old lady on the street for it! I knew one day it would come in handy!! And now it can be used to spread the message of Tachibana-san to the whole world!

[tachmyhaddourag]

!!!

THAT OLD LADY MUST HAVE BEEN A MINION OF EVIL!

SURELY ANYONE WOULD BE WILLING TO SACRIFICE EVEN THEIR LIVES TO SHARE THE WONDER OF TACHIBANA-SAN WITH OTHERS!

[kidwiththehat]

I think she was! I told her it was for Tachibana-san and she didn't let me have it then! That's when I fought her for it! And then I was arrested and brought to jail and I spent three days in prison but I held onto the sheet of paper!! I knew that I had sacrificed and suffered for Tachibana-san!!

[tachmyhaddourag]

FOR IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN THAT THEY SHALL PERSECUTE US FOR THEY DO NOT KNOW THE TRUTH OF THE GLORY THAT IS TACHIBANA-SAN!