Perth aye!
Perth was great thanks....
Went to Wayne and Kellys wedding there. They had it at the Vines resort, which is a championship golf course, it looked sick, like the real computer game ones lol. I kicked Hayleys ass in tennis, reminding her why she fell in love with me 10 years ago haha. The wedding was good fun, lots of terrible music, too many cocktails, a very drunked speech from my mum which included her asking for single 20 year olds ehhh.
We stayed at the Vines for 3 days, then me and Hayley caught a cab to our next destination, Ocean beach hotel at Cottesloe. Cottesloe is an awesome area, yet another great beach in Perth, the water just glistens. On Sunday me and hayley got munted at summadayze. It was a pretty good day out, and the Perth one only gets about 7000 people opposed to the 25000 in melb, so it was heaps more relaxed, room to move, etc etc. Would def go back to that one. Axwell was pretty sick as was Mousse T. And congrats to the most munted person ive ever seen in my life that day. It looked like his jaw was on strings for gods sakes.
The next few days consisted of me and Hayley getting fat. We ate like kings for most of the trip, im actually sick of prawns.... well nah not really. Our next interesting experience was on a bus home from Bens house which is in a place called armadale, which is basically WA's version of the western suburbs. Ive never seen so many dero's in one bus before in my life. I didnt know where to look first. The aboriginal lady who talked to herself the whole bus trip taking in such subjects as politics, aliens, money, dreamtime, and also arguing with a family and continue to argue with them about 10 minutes after they left the bus prob not even realising they had left before concluding with "Sick cunts! Im not scared of you, its the animals im scared of, cant tame them, no way!" which at that point the constant laughter in my head nearly spilled out. Then there was the junkie couple, where the man was constantly nodding off, would wake up, start pashing his girlfriend or whatever she was then falling asleep, repeat for an hour. Or this annoying semi goth girl who was talking about how depressed she was, while on the way to get dope of course. Perth is a great place, but it is so fucked at night. You have no idea.
A highlight of the trip was doing a night tour at the Fremantle prison. A touristy thing that was actually pretty interesting, and fucking spooky. You just walk around the place with little torches and get told stories etc, and they chuck in a few things to scare you like chucking dummys onto the "suicide nettings" on top of you etc, people jumping out of cells. The tour guide said that occasionally people get orbs on there photos and if you do have something interesting to send em in. Well i reckon i got something, what do you think?
You can see the 2 circles of light in the pictures. Zoom in on them to check them out more closely. Anyways we came back on thursday, Hayley experienced perth for the first time, and i had yet another blast there. It was a mad week, and proved what a great team we are!
Went to Wayne and Kellys wedding there. They had it at the Vines resort, which is a championship golf course, it looked sick, like the real computer game ones lol. I kicked Hayleys ass in tennis, reminding her why she fell in love with me 10 years ago haha. The wedding was good fun, lots of terrible music, too many cocktails, a very drunked speech from my mum which included her asking for single 20 year olds ehhh.
We stayed at the Vines for 3 days, then me and Hayley caught a cab to our next destination, Ocean beach hotel at Cottesloe. Cottesloe is an awesome area, yet another great beach in Perth, the water just glistens. On Sunday me and hayley got munted at summadayze. It was a pretty good day out, and the Perth one only gets about 7000 people opposed to the 25000 in melb, so it was heaps more relaxed, room to move, etc etc. Would def go back to that one. Axwell was pretty sick as was Mousse T. And congrats to the most munted person ive ever seen in my life that day. It looked like his jaw was on strings for gods sakes.
The next few days consisted of me and Hayley getting fat. We ate like kings for most of the trip, im actually sick of prawns.... well nah not really. Our next interesting experience was on a bus home from Bens house which is in a place called armadale, which is basically WA's version of the western suburbs. Ive never seen so many dero's in one bus before in my life. I didnt know where to look first. The aboriginal lady who talked to herself the whole bus trip taking in such subjects as politics, aliens, money, dreamtime, and also arguing with a family and continue to argue with them about 10 minutes after they left the bus prob not even realising they had left before concluding with "Sick cunts! Im not scared of you, its the animals im scared of, cant tame them, no way!" which at that point the constant laughter in my head nearly spilled out. Then there was the junkie couple, where the man was constantly nodding off, would wake up, start pashing his girlfriend or whatever she was then falling asleep, repeat for an hour. Or this annoying semi goth girl who was talking about how depressed she was, while on the way to get dope of course. Perth is a great place, but it is so fucked at night. You have no idea.
A highlight of the trip was doing a night tour at the Fremantle prison. A touristy thing that was actually pretty interesting, and fucking spooky. You just walk around the place with little torches and get told stories etc, and they chuck in a few things to scare you like chucking dummys onto the "suicide nettings" on top of you etc, people jumping out of cells. The tour guide said that occasionally people get orbs on there photos and if you do have something interesting to send em in. Well i reckon i got something, what do you think?
You can see the 2 circles of light in the pictures. Zoom in on them to check them out more closely. Anyways we came back on thursday, Hayley experienced perth for the first time, and i had yet another blast there. It was a mad week, and proved what a great team we are!