Comments | tachibanaism: To all you attractive people out there...

tachibanaism

To all you attractive people out there...

Dec 20, 2006 02:43

...or, you know, slightly good looking, maybe. Above average. If it doesn't hurt to look at you. Something like that. Anyway, YOU PEOPLE. Listen up.

Apparently I'm running personal ads for people now. So. Here we go.

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fsshuuukitty December 20 2006, 02:48:43 UTC

...

You're serious about all of this, aren't you?

tachibanaism December 20 2006, 02:52:07 UTC

You're not allowed to comment. He won't sleep with you because it'll only up your count, remember? Sorry.

But yeah, we're serious. As serious as you can be when given a dare like this, anyway.

fsshuuukitty December 20 2006, 02:54:43 UTC

I don't want to sleep with him. I have a boyfriend. Unlike the two of you, I do the relationship thing.

tachibanaism December 20 2006, 02:59:15 UTC

You have a boyfriend? Anyone I know?

How do you feel about threesomes?

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oshitari_kenya December 20 2006, 02:48:46 UTC

On the Kenya scale of 1-10...I give him a 6. Maybe a 5.5.

getahippy December 20 2006, 02:51:31 UTC

For the record, bro, what's the highest rating you've given someone who isn't an Oshitari? I think some sort of benchmark would be helpful here.

oshitari_kenya December 20 2006, 02:58:43 UTC

My scale is very strict. The average score is a 2.64.

getahippy December 20 2006, 03:00:34 UTC

Righteous. I respect a guy who does his research. Count that for as many thumbs-up as you want.

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getahippy December 20 2006, 02:49:19 UTC

That was actually decent, Kippei. At least you stuck to the facts. ;)

Truth.

getahippy December 20 2006, 02:55:10 UTC

I forgot. Count this as ten for every time I get laid.

sexy_and_skorty December 20 2006, 05:43:30 UTC

~*~*~*~Why would you do that? It'll make the score -100000!!~*~*~*~

getahippy December 20 2006, 05:47:32 UTC

Funny, bro. So far he's getting ten from this post, but the night is young.

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dee_um_ee_um_el December 20 2006, 02:53:28 UTC

put him on a table.

getahippy December 20 2006, 02:56:02 UTC

Is that a pick-up line?

dee_um_ee_um_el December 20 2006, 02:57:15 UTC

well, um, not really, but it's not much of a put-down line either. it's more like a squiggle.

getahippy December 20 2006, 02:58:19 UTC

Righteous. I think I'll stick to human beings for now, though, sister.

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poison_arm December 20 2006, 03:04:46 UTC

I could've been Chitose's pimp.

But this is better. I get to bid.

tachibanaism December 20 2006, 03:09:36 UTC

Hey, you're more than welcome to take up the job.

I don't know if you'll need to bid. It's likely an automatic win.

poison_arm December 20 2006, 03:32:22 UTC

Aw, automatic is no fun.

tachibanaism December 20 2006, 03:37:47 UTC

Not like he's gonna say no.

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