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[puffy_xander]

I should have staked him. I should have and I didn't and now I don't think I'll ever forgive myself. The things he said about Dawn, Buffy ... she ... how could she have trusted that bleached idiot?! Dawn is safe now and I'm heading home. I'll get him, well, one way or the other. The next time I see him I'll gladly do the mexican hat dance on his

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[anya_ankyanka]

I burst into Xander's apartment,

"Hi Xander! How was work?"

I dropped my purse on the counter and wriggled out of my jacket and sweater and cast a glance over at the television,

"Oh, Lifetime. Are they showing the movie where the woman gets assaulted and has to raise children all on her own... Oh wait... that's all of their movies."

I grabbed the remote and shut the TV off

[puffy_xander]

I was happy to see Anya as she burst through, smile on her face cause that would cheer me up right about now. Then she insulted my television watching and snatched the remote, turning the tv off. I gave her a pointed look then sat up a little.

"Come here Ahn, let me go through this again. Snatching things away from people is wrong and on some levels, pretty damn rude," I said, then smiled, softening the blow.

Patting the seat next to me, I watched as she sat and turned to her. "Besides, not all Lifetime movies are like that," I countered.

[anya_ankyanka]

I sat down, pouting a little when he reprimanded me for snatching the remote from him. Reluctantly I handed it over,

"Whatever you say. All those movies seem pretty smarmy to me, and the only punishment that those terrible men get is a lifetime in jail..."

I rested my head on his shoulder,

"How was your day?"

[puffy_xander]

"Well, sometimes dear, lifetime in jail is enough ..." I saw the look that she gave me and I rephrased the sentence quick. "But of course, most of those men do deserve alot more, maybe not the whole maiming thing or whatever it is that you did, but yes, they deserved alot more."

Smiling when she rested her head on my shoulder, my arm went around her and then I frowned when she asked about my day.

"Seem's apparently that uh, Dawn and Spike ... well, Spike has thing, but Dawn has a thing and it's this thing. Very confusing, but it is a thing and I put a stop to that." Unsuccessfully. Okay, so maybe they didn't have a thing, but Spike was leading that they did have a thing and ... wow, I'm confused now.

"How was your day?"

[anya_ankyanka]

"Spike's boinking Dawn?!" I shrieked, I thought that Dawn would tell me something like that after we spent practically a whole thirty minutes together.

"I can't believe it... Well anyway. My day was alright, pretty slow at work and I hung out with that little tramp Dawn for a while."

[puffy_xander]

"Spike's boinking Dawn?" I asked and looked down at Anya wide eyed. Oh, see, she heard me wrong, or maybe I said it wrong and all that is good and holy if Spike ever touched Dawn like that, he'd be waking up with Mr. Sunshine and I'd have a front row seat watching him sizzle. Ooh, I want some pancakes.

Rubbing my stomach, I looked down at her, "No, no, they're not boinking. Spike's stupid but he's not that stupid." I thought about it for a second. "Okay, maybe he is that stupid."

"Dawn is not a tramp Ahn, she's ... having a hard time now and you know people do stupid things when they're having ... a hard time." God knows I have. Alot.

"Up for anything tonight, hmm?" I ask and rub her back suggestively, putting the sauve into my voice. "Maybe ... pancakes?" I asked with a wiggle of my brows.

[anya_ankyanka]

I smiled and nodded, of course Dawn was having a hard time- her sister killed herself to save the world. That's got to be a little rough.

I smirked at him when he started rubbing my back,

"Up for anything tonight, hmm?"

"You mean sex, right?" I said quickly...

"Maybe ... pancakes?" he said suavely,

"Is that some slang for sex? Because remember last time I tried to make real pancakes, if you're talking about the pancakes that you cook on a stove and not 'pancakes' which I guess means sex. Or maybe not."

[puffy_xander]

Sex. Sex in the morning, sex in the evening, sex -- all the time. I just nodded my head at her.

"Yes, Ahn, of course. Sex. But, well, I want pancakes too. Fluffy, buttery pancakes."

I saw the look on her face to my hand away from her back before standing up. Rubbing my hands together, I looked down at her as she looked cluelessy at me and I shrugged.

"Sex now, pancakes later."

Picking her up, I gave her a soft kiss before walking to the bedroom. Tossing her on the bed, I started to unbutton my shirt. Now, did I want this to be all with the romance or did I really want those pancakes.

Decisions, decisions...

Tapping my chin, I gave her a glance before unbuckling my belt.

"I think tonight is your pick of our sexcapades my little button. Pick away."

[anya_ankyanka]

I just looked up at him stupidly as he went on about pancakes for awhile. Who knew what was going on in his brain half the time? Then he just scooped me up and tossed me on the bed...

"I think tonight is your pick of our sexcapades my little button. Pick away."

I held up my head with my chin resting on my hand,

"Oh, I don't mind," I said, "Do you really want those pancakes? Cause having sex on an empty stomach is very unpleasurable, I read it in this magazine."

[puffy_xander]

See! She is learning! And for once I'm not damning those girly magazines that are lying around the apartment. They do have a purpose.

"You're the best, Ahn." I gave her a smile and started walking toward the kitchen, but then I fell flat on the floor. "Damnit, next time remind me to fully remove the pants before I start to walk."

Sitting up, I pulled them all the way off, leaving me in my boxers, then headed toward the kitchen.

"Do you want any?" I called out as I got out everything I needed.

[anya_ankyanka]

I wandered into the kitchen after hearing him fall on his face,

"Sure! Can you make pancakes?" I said doubtfully. He could barely even make frozen pizza. Not like I could do much better, but even so...

I sat down at the table and watched him go through the cabinets, looking for pancake-making things.

[puffy_xander]

"I'm a whiz with the pancakes, you should know this by now." I gave her a look, then mentally prepared myself, thinking hard, trying to remember what I did last time to make them burn and hoping that I didn't do that again.

Mixing everything, I poured some of it into the frying pan and rubbed my hands together, stepping back, waiting for them to bubble a little. Licking my lips, I glanced at Anya who was looking at me like she was bored and I sighed.

Haven't seen her all day and here I was, getting hot over pancakes. Walking over to her, I leaned down, giving her a kiss, then pulling away, looking at her.

Tucking a stray hair behind her ear, I took a deep breath, smiling, "You look really beautiful and ..." I frowned, stood up straight and turned around.

Running into the kitchen, I slid on accident and hit the wall, then looked at the frying pan that was now smoking.

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Not again!"

[anya_ankyanka]

I bit my lower lip to keep from laughing when he hit the wall, and jumped up when he yelled Jesus, Mary and Joseph. That usually was not a good sign.

"Did you burn the pancakes again?" I asked him, touching where his forehead hit the wall.

"Do you want to just order pizza? Maybe there's some pancake delivery restaurant, we've never been too good with the home cooking thing..." I was cut off short by the smoke alarm beeping loudly and smoke filling up the kitchen

I coughed, "Xander! Turn on the fan!"

I slid a chair over and pulled the batteries out of the smoke alarm. Stupid thing was always going off anyway.

[puffy_xander]

"Yes and yes," I sighed and threw the spatula down once the smoking stopped. I did it again and for the devil ... I couldn't figure out why.

Grabbing the portable phone, I dialed the number to the pizza place and ordered us our pizza's. Hanging up the phone, I looked at Anya and she had an amused look on her face.

"So, I'm not the pancake man, I can do other things that make up for my not so good cooking skills," I said with a smirk.

She stayed silent and I frowned a little, then gestured toward her.

"This would be the time to name them Ahn, I need some re enforcement."

[anya_ankyanka]

I blinked at him and thought for awhile,

"Yes, you're very good at having sex with me, and... and you build things! Also, you're funny."

I nodded, "Right?"

"Plus, I'm not so great with the cooking either. Remember when I tried to make you that birthday cake? That was a disaster in the form of a supposedly chocolate cake."

[puffy_xander]

"Yes, yes I am. I am the sex God," I said with a goofy grin on my face, then walked towards her. She always knew how to make me smile and make me feel like a man.

"Yeah, disaster, but it was okay, I mean, come on, no one is perfect." I shrugged, then looked down at my boxers, then covered myself with my hands. "Gonna go change now."

Running back to the room, I sit on the bed and pull on my pants. Don't want to answer the door like that when the pizza man comes.