San Francisco, CA
San Francisco parents hide your daughters! I will arrive shortly.
Plenty of things about this trip get me excited. Seeing my nephew, watching Michelle perform in Palo Alto, and seeing Natalie again for the first time since NYE.
Virgin America has wireless internet access so I am just wasting my time between reading a book and reading McSweeney's.
Here's something that made me just crack up in a jet-liner full of people:
Thoughts I've
Had While Watching
Intervention That
Could Possibly
Be Red Flags.
BY WALTER CARSON
Oh, she puts vodka in her fridge. I should try that.
I wonder where he bought that 2-gallon jug of wine.
Wow. Meth really helps you shed some pounds.
I wobble way more gracefully than he does.
So I guess it's pretty much understood that you don't have to kiss your johns on the lips. That's a relief.
I could totally make trailer-living work.
This is so depressing. I need a drink.
Plenty of things about this trip get me excited. Seeing my nephew, watching Michelle perform in Palo Alto, and seeing Natalie again for the first time since NYE.
Virgin America has wireless internet access so I am just wasting my time between reading a book and reading McSweeney's.
Here's something that made me just crack up in a jet-liner full of people:
Thoughts I've
Had While Watching
Intervention That
Could Possibly
Be Red Flags.
BY WALTER CARSON
Oh, she puts vodka in her fridge. I should try that.
I wonder where he bought that 2-gallon jug of wine.
Wow. Meth really helps you shed some pounds.
I wobble way more gracefully than he does.
So I guess it's pretty much understood that you don't have to kiss your johns on the lips. That's a relief.
I could totally make trailer-living work.
This is so depressing. I need a drink.