Ford Poker

Mar 16, 2007 12:38

Title: Ford Poker
Fandom: MASH
Characters: Hawkeye Pierce, Frank Burns, Trapper John
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Challenge: Complete
Note: For mash100th



“Go Frank.”

“I'm thinking! It's nice for you to let me play. Some reason people don't like me.”

“Imagine that Trapper!”

“How shocking!”

“Your making fun of me!”

“We aren't ferret face.” Hawkeye leans over to see Frank's hand.

“Cheater!”

“It's Ford Poker.”

“There's no such thing!”

“He's right, Ford Poker, if you have two queens you have to do twenty complete jumping jacks singing Yankee Doodle.” Frank sneers at Trapper, notices they hadn't started laughing.

“You aren't tricking me?” At the blank stares, he stands, jumping, singing off-key. The fifth jump he hears the laughter.

“I knew it!”

mash100th, title: f, mash

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