Title: Ways To Annoy Emily Gilmore
Fandom: Gilmore Girls
Word Count: 63
Way 5,678 to piss off Emily Gilmore during Friday night dinner; Pick and prod at a pimple until it starts to ooze out poss.
#5,786; Wear the most disreputable outfit, bonus points for including the word Princess across the chest.
Number 5,867; Growl like a panther, attack the spinach salad and start prowling on all fours beneath the table, in between people's feet.