Your Favorite Bar Wench

[tabloidmag]

I spent Thursday night and Friday morning sitting on the lap of some guy in a seedy bar down the street. The sad truth is I kind of liked it. Could I actually have a crush on someone my own age? Not so impossible.

This lush will be spending her St. Patty's Day at a Kegs and Eggs party with her soon-to-be-liberated-from-a-bitch-girlfriend brother and friends. Today, everyone is Irish! Woohoo!