graphic design oriented folks needed

[tabletop]

So yeah, this isn't really a real entry. IF this was a real entry, this would be the part where I told you how much I had been working of late, complained about scooters, or said something cryptic about some complicated situation among my peeps, or my replacement peeps as the case may be.

What this is then, is a desperate cry for help from those of you that actually know how to make pretty pictures. I need some graphic design help, and quick. The bulleted list:

--new business cards for the shop
--some attempts at a more better fresher less lame logo for the shop
--a design for the paint job on the smallframe that is currently at the painter (I've got colors picked, just need some help making it awesome and not the same old same old two tone jobbie)

pretty please. for the love of donuts, I can't so much as make a stick figure in photoshop, and basically I'm a big loser. Looks wise, clean, modern, you know, not ugly. No doilies.

If you're scootery, I'll trade you some parts or whatever you may need. If you're not scootery, I will compensate you in some other fashion. It's just that I need help, and I need it soon soon soon.

Thanks in advance...y'all are my favorites...