letters to everyone.
Dear SprintPCS,
Go fuck yourself. Seriously.
Dear Teepee,
Thank you again for your fabulous djing the other weekend...the other Todd thinks he has your Prince record, and he's going to bring it by this weekend.
Dear MC,
If you could do that thing with the thing on Friday, if you haven't already done it, that would be faboo. I had a thing that I wasn't expecting happen today and otherwise you coulda done it today, but as it is that's a big hells no. More in another few on that front, sweet on?
Dear F Steve,
You are a prince among men. I swear to gosh I will provide beer and home cooked meals in higher numbers than ever before in the hopes of getting your investment back to its usual status, if'n you know what I mean. A PRINCE I TELL YA.
Dear the person who didn't want it to end like this,
Guess you better start doing something to fix it then, eh?
Dear my new roommate,
The purchase of a futon is about the last thing from my mind. Please stay away from pink and my lovely beatass old couch, well, it was here before you and it'll be here after you.
Dear Noodles,
I hope this special food starts working soon, you goofy shit filled fuzzy freak.
Dear my laundry,
If you could do yourself, that would be fine.
Dear everyone else that I haven't spoken to lately...
I love you all. I promise I'll have some fun soon. And I'll even come to a scooter rally. Maybe even with a scooter (!??!?!???!). My showroom looks pretty fly, doncha think?
xoxoxoxo
YOUR PAL,
Chelsea
Go fuck yourself. Seriously.
Dear Teepee,
Thank you again for your fabulous djing the other weekend...the other Todd thinks he has your Prince record, and he's going to bring it by this weekend.
Dear MC,
If you could do that thing with the thing on Friday, if you haven't already done it, that would be faboo. I had a thing that I wasn't expecting happen today and otherwise you coulda done it today, but as it is that's a big hells no. More in another few on that front, sweet on?
Dear F Steve,
You are a prince among men. I swear to gosh I will provide beer and home cooked meals in higher numbers than ever before in the hopes of getting your investment back to its usual status, if'n you know what I mean. A PRINCE I TELL YA.
Dear the person who didn't want it to end like this,
Guess you better start doing something to fix it then, eh?
Dear my new roommate,
The purchase of a futon is about the last thing from my mind. Please stay away from pink and my lovely beatass old couch, well, it was here before you and it'll be here after you.
Dear Noodles,
I hope this special food starts working soon, you goofy shit filled fuzzy freak.
Dear my laundry,
If you could do yourself, that would be fine.
Dear everyone else that I haven't spoken to lately...
I love you all. I promise I'll have some fun soon. And I'll even come to a scooter rally. Maybe even with a scooter (!??!?!???!). My showroom looks pretty fly, doncha think?
xoxoxoxo
YOUR PAL,
Chelsea