[porn-off] 9/11/2010

[elraine]

what is love ; BABY DON'T HURT ME
THE 1 SENTENCE PORN-OFF CHALLENGE REDUX
i have no relevant song lyrics here

FOR YOUR EASY PROMPTING NEEDS
✘ RIZU ~ ❝ stacks on deck, patron on ice ❞
✘ GREY ~ ❝ we can pop bottles all night ❞
✘ EVY ~ ❝ i said you can have whatever you like ❞
✘ SELE ~ ❝ baby i can treat you so special, so nice ❞
✘ SHINI ~ ❝ i'll gas

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OPEN THREAD

[elraine]

For your free-for-all prompts. ANYONE CAN PUT UP A PROMPT AND ANYONE CAN RESPOND.

[greyrook_22]

DURARARA!! -- Shinra/"Celty" over a chatroom~

{RIZU

[stormcoming]

Fandoms: see here
Note: asking for yaoi from me gets you very subpar porn lmao, other than that- go for it.

[elraine]

Lau / Beast - the devil you know

[stormcoming]

Lau / Beast - the devil you know

It's not odd that life on the streets of London drove those who lived there to find something to dull their pain, and in order to do just that Beast has tried most everything once. That includes the opium dens, the hazes of smoke and the patrons- and the den's lord, who smiles and smiles as if he weren't the devil, even as he places the pipe in her hand with a curl of exhaled drug and comfort, too close and not retreating, and the more she takes of that comfort he offers the more he has no reason to retreat. In the disconnected haze of that high, she couldn't begin to notice the devil at her throat.

[elraine]

oh

my

god

GREY!!!

[greyrook_22]

PORNOGRAPHER: Grey
FAP MATERIAL: errr... hrm... fandoms from where my RP muses came from and more? I might list 'em after lunch. =3=
IYAAAA~N: psh...

Leave prompts for me~

[sieglein]

Snake/Beast - what hisses in the night /cough

[greyrook_22]

What hisses in the night...

... was not Emily, nor Goethe, nor Wilde. His friends had left for midnight guard duty, leaving him in the tent with her, wrapped around him like she was one of them, hungry like one of them, hissing like one of them as she was desperately trying to speak a word, a name, to call out the man that he was merely a replacement for.

/runs on runs on runs ooooooon

[stormcoming]

/beats Evy to the HNNNGGGHHH

[sieglein]

PORNOGRAPHER: Evy
FAP MATERIAL: Sengoku BASARA, Kuroshitsuji, Samurai Warriors, Sengoku Strays, Karneval, Hakuouki, BlazBlue, Gintama, Nurarihyon no Mago, Naruto, Bleach, D. Gray-man, Di[e]ce, a bunch of other crap that I forgot but mostly anything with samurai ~_~b
IYAAAA~N: GO CRAZY!

[keikain]

Sengoku Strays - Everyone/Toshiie + midnight snacks :D

[sieglein]

Rice had been strewn everywhere, as far as the eyes could see, and were it not for his lord's distinctly violent expression, the fact that Narimasa wouldn't stop squirming below him as he tried to lick off the last of it from between his legs, or Niwahide's avid attempts to "fix" the situation by pointing out that a few extra grains of rice had landed in between the folds of their lord's yukata, Inuchiyo would have been a lot more excited about this moment.

[greyrook_22]

Kazuki/Jesus statue

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^3~

SELE /)_=

[amaramente]

FAP MATERIAL: uhm uhm. a lot of things lmfao-- a:tla, amatsuki, baccano!, clamp, code geass, d-gure, durarara!!, kuroshit [probably maybe i'm not really updated], pandora hearts, utena, angel sanc, ludwig kakumei . . . /forgets ten million things
IYAAAA~N: i suck at yuri. just a warning. other than that, whatever goes. NO INCEST FOR GREY >|

[greyrook_22]

;A; No incest?

Uhm... fine. :(

Zuko/Katara -- personality switch

[amaramente]

Irritable, irrational and impatient - fire suited her just as well, he though as he met her. Skin burning against his and her movements forceful, unpredictable, excited - Not yet, she hisses at him and he complies, silencing that mouth with his own. He watches as a dark blush rise on her cheeks, staining it deeper, and simply smiles terribly - mockingly - before giving the final blow. He always had the last word, the last smile.

She melts in his hand, like ice to water.

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I HATE YOU SO MUCH akdjflsa;d;ald;a

[greyrook_22]

but I love you :'(