Urban is the Sex
I can count on my fingers (possibly using only one hand) the amount of men I have looked at and actually wanted. Sexually. Karl Urban in RED, with his 'cute hair' and his false accent and his tailored suit, found all my buttons and slammed his fists down on them. Repeatedly.
He did not do this to me in LotR or Star Trek. I was caught so unawares. Jeez.
Today I went to the mall on a mission to pick up some olive body butter, and I'm walking through The Bay, and what does M.A.C have? They have a Disney villain collection of make-up. My sister-in-law and I had a geek moment, and the M.A.C employee is all, "Wanna try some on?" Pfffft.
I ended up spending in one sitting what I'd normally spend in a year on make-up (which clearly does not account for any significant portion of my budget), but now I've got some 'vile violet' eyeshadow and a 'strange potion' lipglosss from the Wicked Queen (Snow White) section. Win. I also snagged some gold pigment powder that she took from the Doctor Facilier section, but it does not have a fancy name or box like the others, whhhy?
He did not do this to me in LotR or Star Trek. I was caught so unawares. Jeez.
Today I went to the mall on a mission to pick up some olive body butter, and I'm walking through The Bay, and what does M.A.C have? They have a Disney villain collection of make-up. My sister-in-law and I had a geek moment, and the M.A.C employee is all, "Wanna try some on?" Pfffft.
I ended up spending in one sitting what I'd normally spend in a year on make-up (which clearly does not account for any significant portion of my budget), but now I've got some 'vile violet' eyeshadow and a 'strange potion' lipglosss from the Wicked Queen (Snow White) section. Win. I also snagged some gold pigment powder that she took from the Doctor Facilier section, but it does not have a fancy name or box like the others, whhhy?