Strange Questions

Aug 22, 2006 18:26

1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
hahaha i dont know...

2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
o geez i dont think that is any of your business what kind of underwear i have on!!!! but they are blue...

3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
fucking i dont know...40 ounces to freedom album sounds good to me...

4. Would you tell your parents if you're gay?
ummm...i guess i would...i told them that i have a boyfriend...so if i had a girlfriend im sure that they would know...

5. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
damn...thats a tough question...i dont fucking know man...if the time comes then the time comes...

6. Beatles or Stones?
FUCKING BEATLES MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!

7. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who?
ummm...george bush...than man is one HUGE idiot!

8. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
uhhh...well...i do like certain wines, but i do like beer...hard liquor must be mixed well with something so i cant taste it for me to be able to drink it...

9. What is the thing most important to you about your mate?
well fuck...he just fucking important to me in the first place...i love him...alot...

10. What are your plans for the future?
well right now im working on getting a culinary degree...so yeah

12. Do you walk around the house naked?
haha no...i never can...my fucking grandma is always here!

13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
ummm...beer - 5 maybe...wine - a whole bottle...hard liquor - i guess about 5 or 6 double shots...

14. Where is your best friend?
right now??? lol at his house being my boyfriend...

15. What hair color do you like on someone you're dating?
i really prefer darker colors...

16. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
fucking deaf...being blind would SUCK!!!! but then again so would being deaf...

17. Do you have any special talents?
i can fucking cook...and i have other talents but they dont stand out but i guess its a talent if you can do something better than someone else can...

18. How many times do you masturbate on a weekly basis?
actually...never...

19. What is the wierdest thing you "get off" to?
what??? lol...ummm...i dont really consider anything i "get off" to weird...

20. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
to hurt someone intentionally

21. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
NATURAL BORN KILLERS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

22. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
normally i find something to eat...

23. When's the last time you went on a date?
im not sure if its still called a date once your dating...

24. Do you like horror or comedy?
horror i suppose...but i rarely find a good horror flick...so i guess comedy...

25. How many joints does it take you to get high?
ummm...one to get high for about an hour...2 to get really high and stay high for a good while...

26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
geez i cant tell you that...that would be mean...

27. Have you ever shoved anything up you're ass?
HAHAHAHA!!! didnt fucking expect this question...lol...no...

28. If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
umm...i hate girls...(except for myself of course)...i would NEVER have sex with another girl...EWWW!!! but...if she is sexy and has a nice pair of tits then i might play with her boobies if i was really bored...

29. Where do you want to live when you are old?
fuck...i dont even know if i want to be old...

30. Who is the person you can count on most?
brian...

31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
errrr...none i believe...

32. Where was your first kiss with your mate/bf/gf?
on the couch that i sleep on...

33. Favorite drinking game?
i dont know...most of them are fun...

34. What did you dream last night?
some fucking crazy shit...but i forgot...

35. What is your favorite sport to watch?
is being a ninja a sport???

36. When was the last time you got laid?
yesterday...

37. What is your new obsession?
FUCKING NARUTO!!!

38. If you could take back one thing in your past, what would it be?
setting my moms yard on fire...
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