school prepares you for the real world, which also sucks
a smartass friend emailed this to me.... thought i'd share. my sweetie actually passed... see he really is a genius, wish i could convince him of this. have fun.
THIS TEST WILL SHOW US HOW IMPORTANT IT WAS TO NOT ONLY GO TO SCHOOL...
. . . BUT HOW IMPORTANT IT WAS TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TO OUR CLASSES.
Passing requires 4 correct answers
1)How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2)Which country makes Panama hats?
3)From which animal do we get catgut?
4)In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5)What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6)The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7)What was King George VI's first name?
8)What color is a purple finch?
9)Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10)What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
answers
1)How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert
8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?Orange, of course.
What do you mean, you failed? Me, too. And don't try to tell me you passed!
Pass this on to some brilliant friends so they can feel stupid too.