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Hey everyone I just wanted to finally tell everyone that I have a disease that slowly infests your pubic region. It takes about 4 years to flourish so if we have came into any form of contact within the past few years, I apologize, you probably have some pubic disease. It can be transferred at a distance of 3 feet, so even if we never came in physical contact, you will most likely feel a burning in your pubic region.
Im so sorry

Like that even seemed real. wow April Freakin Fools. Duh WTF. i dont even have a pubic region to infest 0:)