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http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/09/07/sausage.attack.ap/index.html FRESNO, California (AP) -- Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers.
The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.