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From http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux/977461.html#cutid1
I'm reposting this in my journal because it's so SPOT ON! I HATE RACHAEL RAY!!! lol!
Thanks to tempest_waters. ;)
From A Message To Ray-skank's 'Fans'
Dear Poor,Misguided Souls:
What your 'idol' Miss Pork Paws does on her screech-fests every day is NOT 'cooking'. If you are too 'busy' to cook a real meal or would like some 'comfort food' that's quick and easy-- not to mention *economical* (unlike rayskank's concoctions, which are a waste of money, time and are not even edible, much less *appetizing*) may I remind you of that glorious little invention called the 'frozen foods section' of your 'regular ol' grocery store?! You know, it's where you find all of those frozen, prepared meals, including classics such as Tuna noodle casserole, stouffer's mac & cheese, salsbury steak, tater tots and countless others. They also now offer virtually EVERY type of 'cuisine' as well as selections for every possible type of diet. And guess what? Most of these frozen, prepared meals can be heated & served in *under 30 minutes* all for well under $5.00! That's right, folks, no messy countertops, GB -garbage bowls to sift through and clean up, sink full of clunky, crappy pots to scrape clean and here's the real kicker: the food will most likely *taste good*. Plus, you won't have to worry about contracting salmonella, e-coli or ray-turditis via the raych-hole's abhorrent food handling practices (WASH YOUR FILTHY PAWS, PIG!). You see, Miss
Piggie a.k.a 'rachael ray' is in no way 'unique' , interesting or helpful; in fact, she is a walking germ factory, who's bamboozled *you* , her poor, misguided 'fans' into believing that she's something special.
Sorry folks, but you've been had. She's a liar, a scam artist (even engaging in CHARITY FRAUD) a thief (anything she says or does is stolen from someone else--particularly other food network personalities), an imbecile -she cannot even properly pronounce culinary terms! Or 'regular ol' words, for that matter -- a few examples : hors D'oeuvres is NOT pronounced 'oawwr-deeeeeeeerves' , 'buffet' is NOT pronounced 'boooooo-fay' , 'shot glass' is NOT 'SHAT glaz', and those flat silicone squares are *pot holders*, ya dumb fraud--NOT 'trivets'!!! There are so many mispronunciations and misidentified items on her shreik-fest that it would take a dictionary sized text to list them all. She is 'teaching' people bad habits, bad grammar, poor hygeine and bad manners. As far as 'cooking'--ha! WAKE UP, people!! Just go buy some frozen entrees and call it a day-- her 'food' is not fit for a pig, much less a family of humans. And 'figure friendly'?? HA! Um, have you *seen* how fat this bitch has gotten over the years? So, unless you wish to waste your hard earned money, make a mess out of your kitchen, gain 50 lbs, look like a page out of Glamour Magazine's 'fashion don'ts, annoy and alienate all of your friends by adopting her irksome , boorish sayings and mannerisms, insult and repel everyone around you by doing the same, contract food poisoning, heart disease, high cholesterol and diabetes AND make everyone laugh and point at you for being so 'stoupid', then PLEASE STOP supporting this greedy , insensitive FRAUD! Trust me, you are ONLY hurting yourselves (and your children) in the long run.
If , on the other hand, you would like to learn how to *really cook* AND eat healthy and economical meals, do a little reasearch into *proper nutrition*, food safety and find some recipes (which are very easily obtainable via the internet and your local bookstores) that actually *teach you something new*. Take a cooking class at your local community college or other local venues. Eat some vegetables (that are not covered in 'evoo', cheese, butter and pork juice!) Grill some nice, light, flaky *white* fish, such as flounder or tilapia on a cedar plank, simply seasoned with lemon juice, salt and pepper. Serve it with a lush, green salad and steamed vegetables.(a meal that can be prepared AND SERVED in 20 minutes, tops!) Roast a nice chicken in the oven, with root vegetables and baby potatoes. (no bacon or sausages required!) STOP shoveling hot dogs and sausages and cheese into your faces , chased with cupcakes covered in evoo frosting. THEN, you will truly be eating 'healthful' meals.
wake up , you fools! Wake up!! The sausages are KILLING YOU and so is rachael ray!
I love all my Food Network shows but Raytard makes me want to smash my tv set.
I'm reposting this in my journal because it's so SPOT ON! I HATE RACHAEL RAY!!! lol!
Thanks to tempest_waters. ;)
From A Message To Ray-skank's 'Fans'
Dear Poor,Misguided Souls:
What your 'idol' Miss Pork Paws does on her screech-fests every day is NOT 'cooking'. If you are too 'busy' to cook a real meal or would like some 'comfort food' that's quick and easy-- not to mention *economical* (unlike rayskank's concoctions, which are a waste of money, time and are not even edible, much less *appetizing*) may I remind you of that glorious little invention called the 'frozen foods section' of your 'regular ol' grocery store?! You know, it's where you find all of those frozen, prepared meals, including classics such as Tuna noodle casserole, stouffer's mac & cheese, salsbury steak, tater tots and countless others. They also now offer virtually EVERY type of 'cuisine' as well as selections for every possible type of diet. And guess what? Most of these frozen, prepared meals can be heated & served in *under 30 minutes* all for well under $5.00! That's right, folks, no messy countertops, GB -garbage bowls to sift through and clean up, sink full of clunky, crappy pots to scrape clean and here's the real kicker: the food will most likely *taste good*. Plus, you won't have to worry about contracting salmonella, e-coli or ray-turditis via the raych-hole's abhorrent food handling practices (WASH YOUR FILTHY PAWS, PIG!). You see, Miss
Piggie a.k.a 'rachael ray' is in no way 'unique' , interesting or helpful; in fact, she is a walking germ factory, who's bamboozled *you* , her poor, misguided 'fans' into believing that she's something special.
Sorry folks, but you've been had. She's a liar, a scam artist (even engaging in CHARITY FRAUD) a thief (anything she says or does is stolen from someone else--particularly other food network personalities), an imbecile -she cannot even properly pronounce culinary terms! Or 'regular ol' words, for that matter -- a few examples : hors D'oeuvres is NOT pronounced 'oawwr-deeeeeeeerves' , 'buffet' is NOT pronounced 'boooooo-fay' , 'shot glass' is NOT 'SHAT glaz', and those flat silicone squares are *pot holders*, ya dumb fraud--NOT 'trivets'!!! There are so many mispronunciations and misidentified items on her shreik-fest that it would take a dictionary sized text to list them all. She is 'teaching' people bad habits, bad grammar, poor hygeine and bad manners. As far as 'cooking'--ha! WAKE UP, people!! Just go buy some frozen entrees and call it a day-- her 'food' is not fit for a pig, much less a family of humans. And 'figure friendly'?? HA! Um, have you *seen* how fat this bitch has gotten over the years? So, unless you wish to waste your hard earned money, make a mess out of your kitchen, gain 50 lbs, look like a page out of Glamour Magazine's 'fashion don'ts, annoy and alienate all of your friends by adopting her irksome , boorish sayings and mannerisms, insult and repel everyone around you by doing the same, contract food poisoning, heart disease, high cholesterol and diabetes AND make everyone laugh and point at you for being so 'stoupid', then PLEASE STOP supporting this greedy , insensitive FRAUD! Trust me, you are ONLY hurting yourselves (and your children) in the long run.
If , on the other hand, you would like to learn how to *really cook* AND eat healthy and economical meals, do a little reasearch into *proper nutrition*, food safety and find some recipes (which are very easily obtainable via the internet and your local bookstores) that actually *teach you something new*. Take a cooking class at your local community college or other local venues. Eat some vegetables (that are not covered in 'evoo', cheese, butter and pork juice!) Grill some nice, light, flaky *white* fish, such as flounder or tilapia on a cedar plank, simply seasoned with lemon juice, salt and pepper. Serve it with a lush, green salad and steamed vegetables.(a meal that can be prepared AND SERVED in 20 minutes, tops!) Roast a nice chicken in the oven, with root vegetables and baby potatoes. (no bacon or sausages required!) STOP shoveling hot dogs and sausages and cheese into your faces , chased with cupcakes covered in evoo frosting. THEN, you will truly be eating 'healthful' meals.
wake up , you fools! Wake up!! The sausages are KILLING YOU and so is rachael ray!
I love all my Food Network shows but Raytard makes me want to smash my tv set.