dear other tyson, i'm sorry don't kill me!!!! ps am i kicked out
I am sorry I haven't been around. I will save time and not list every single one of the excuses. I will start where I left off. I could probably just say the word 'touring' and you would all get the picture, but I think I owe a bigger update than that.
We went overseas for a while. It was kind of bad because the food was pretty fucking awful and I missed everyone a lot. I ended up calling Shakira a lot and I promise it was for more than just phone sex. Although we did a lot of that too I'm sure. I think she is one of those people that I will never get sick of talking to. She is interesting and is always able to teach me something new without making me feel like a total idiot. She has a really nice voice, and I really noticed it when we were talking on the phone. Her laugh isn't annoying either. That is one thing I cannot stand. If you sound like Fran Drescher you know that nanny I really do not want you within 20 thousand miles of me. I don't know how I just went from Shakira to Fran Drescher, do not take offense. Anyway, the overseas shows went okay. It always amazes me that people outside of this country know of us, and even maybe like us. The fans were really great.
What else is there to talk about, oh I got a new fucking rad tattoo. It is on my arm and it's an electrical socket with a plug that goes to my AAR one. I think everyone else hates it, but I really do not see the problem. I would show you all a picture but I am really just too lazy for that. I sang 'beautiful' for some radio station. I am trying to be the next Christina. Next time I am putting on those chaps she wears all the time and singing karoake style to 'can't hold us down', or whatever the name of that song is. Who can rap I need a Lil Kim. Maybe I won't do that, but that is strictly for the good of mankind.
We were on TRL a week or so ago. Probably more than that but I have no sense of time. It was a lot of fun, and I have never seen so many screaming girls in my life. I can't lie, I like the attention, but it weirded me out a little. It was all good though and you should all vote for the last song or something like that!! Unless you don't want to or can't then don't!!!!!!
Now we are on Warped, which is probably just about the best tour we have been on. It is so weird to walk around and see all these musicians that you listen to on a regular basis and maybe even look up to a bit. The fans are really cool too, we've down a lot of interviews and talked to a lot of them. I've signed some of the weirdest things too, I really do not get people sometimes but it's flattering to know that anyone wants something I have signed. I love playing shows everyday, and I love watching the other bands play and getting to know some of those guys. We are done with Warped on August 10th and then I think we are getting somewhat of a break. It will be nice and I think I will start counting down the days. I don't know I kind of really want to see Shakira again, so it will be good to have some time to do that. I was going to invite her to hang out with us on the bus, but I think she just moved in with Kate and I am not sure if she would want to come live with four guys that smell. But then again she is dating me so who knows, maybe she likes that. We talk a lot and I am still looking for something that I don't like about her. She is pretty perfect in my eyes and even what she considers a flaw doesn't bother me at all. It's really different because is most cases people can get on my nerves very easily. She puts up with a lot of shit from me too I am surprised she is not sick of me yet although there was that bathtub thing.
On the 12th we are filming one of those Pepsi smash things. I was kind of hoping someone really cool would be doing it the same day as us but we are stuck with like Dido and Ashanti. No offense to them if they have journals. Can I sneak Shakira on or something. Fabolous is going to be there too maybe he will teach me to be gangsta or something. F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S what song was that in i don't remember but I liked it.
I really missed everyone a lot and I'm sorry for being a dickhead and not updating. I really feel bad about Lacey-Lee because the last time we talked we were on really bad terms. Plus I miss signing on at 4 am and talking to Mandy about our late night delusions. I hope Avril's reading is coming along well, I actually read most of one of the books she gave me. It was really good and I appreciate that she got it for me!!! And obviously Shakira too. I missed the rest of you too and I'm too lazy to name names so insert yours here 'i love _____'. Unless you are Nick then you can put your name after the word die. Is Kate Hudson going to comment me and tell me all my grammar errors I hope so! I bet there are tons of new people, and I think they should all comment me I need new friends. Do not be alarmed by the length of this entry I can assure you it will never happen again. The line for killing me starts behind Shakira, single file thanks!
We went overseas for a while. It was kind of bad because the food was pretty fucking awful and I missed everyone a lot. I ended up calling Shakira a lot and I promise it was for more than just phone sex. Although we did a lot of that too I'm sure. I think she is one of those people that I will never get sick of talking to. She is interesting and is always able to teach me something new without making me feel like a total idiot. She has a really nice voice, and I really noticed it when we were talking on the phone. Her laugh isn't annoying either. That is one thing I cannot stand. If you sound like Fran Drescher you know that nanny I really do not want you within 20 thousand miles of me. I don't know how I just went from Shakira to Fran Drescher, do not take offense. Anyway, the overseas shows went okay. It always amazes me that people outside of this country know of us, and even maybe like us. The fans were really great.
What else is there to talk about, oh I got a new fucking rad tattoo. It is on my arm and it's an electrical socket with a plug that goes to my AAR one. I think everyone else hates it, but I really do not see the problem. I would show you all a picture but I am really just too lazy for that. I sang 'beautiful' for some radio station. I am trying to be the next Christina. Next time I am putting on those chaps she wears all the time and singing karoake style to 'can't hold us down', or whatever the name of that song is. Who can rap I need a Lil Kim. Maybe I won't do that, but that is strictly for the good of mankind.
We were on TRL a week or so ago. Probably more than that but I have no sense of time. It was a lot of fun, and I have never seen so many screaming girls in my life. I can't lie, I like the attention, but it weirded me out a little. It was all good though and you should all vote for the last song or something like that!! Unless you don't want to or can't then don't!!!!!!
Now we are on Warped, which is probably just about the best tour we have been on. It is so weird to walk around and see all these musicians that you listen to on a regular basis and maybe even look up to a bit. The fans are really cool too, we've down a lot of interviews and talked to a lot of them. I've signed some of the weirdest things too, I really do not get people sometimes but it's flattering to know that anyone wants something I have signed. I love playing shows everyday, and I love watching the other bands play and getting to know some of those guys. We are done with Warped on August 10th and then I think we are getting somewhat of a break. It will be nice and I think I will start counting down the days. I don't know I kind of really want to see Shakira again, so it will be good to have some time to do that. I was going to invite her to hang out with us on the bus, but I think she just moved in with Kate and I am not sure if she would want to come live with four guys that smell. But then again she is dating me so who knows, maybe she likes that. We talk a lot and I am still looking for something that I don't like about her. She is pretty perfect in my eyes and even what she considers a flaw doesn't bother me at all. It's really different because is most cases people can get on my nerves very easily. She puts up with a lot of shit from me too I am surprised she is not sick of me yet although there was that bathtub thing.
On the 12th we are filming one of those Pepsi smash things. I was kind of hoping someone really cool would be doing it the same day as us but we are stuck with like Dido and Ashanti. No offense to them if they have journals. Can I sneak Shakira on or something. Fabolous is going to be there too maybe he will teach me to be gangsta or something. F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S what song was that in i don't remember but I liked it.
I really missed everyone a lot and I'm sorry for being a dickhead and not updating. I really feel bad about Lacey-Lee because the last time we talked we were on really bad terms. Plus I miss signing on at 4 am and talking to Mandy about our late night delusions. I hope Avril's reading is coming along well, I actually read most of one of the books she gave me. It was really good and I appreciate that she got it for me!!! And obviously Shakira too. I missed the rest of you too and I'm too lazy to name names so insert yours here 'i love _____'. Unless you are Nick then you can put your name after the word die. Is Kate Hudson going to comment me and tell me all my grammar errors I hope so! I bet there are tons of new people, and I think they should all comment me I need new friends. Do not be alarmed by the length of this entry I can assure you it will never happen again. The line for killing me starts behind Shakira, single file thanks!