Jul 09, 2006 20:22
so i made a little microwavable sandwich for dinner...some frozen piece of shit. But anyways, I was some how tempted to light candles while I ate on my back porch.
two candles--very romantic.
so anyways it wasn't long until i started feeding myself chocolate strawberries. pouring hot wax on my chest. smearing the sandwich all over my face.
long story short--I basically sexed myself up. It was amazing, sicko.