YOU, ME, AND NUBI.
I had a good laugh at one of my short-essay answers from my human physiology midterm. After explaining pretty darn well the functions and hormone pathways of insulin, I then brightly stated at the end, “IT IS SECRETED FROM THE KIDNEYS. :D”
Which would be the equivalent of saying that urine spurts out from your left pinky on Tuesdays. And that it is the unicorns in your bloodstream that makes it so.
Anyway, today I went out with my dad and sister for lunch at a new plaza place and it was wonderful. We also went to this new frozen yogurt place called Nubi. Now, I’m a big fan of frozen yogurt, and I knew a few good specialty places, but Nubi… IT IS THE BEST. OMG. It was like being FIVE and walking into an all-you-can-eat CANDY STORE. BUT HEALTHIER. THIS PLACE, OH MAN. Me and my sister made our own yogurt cups and we ate it like no one’s business. IT WAS ORGASMIC.
And then there's me having a new bike. I guess dad felt my pain on having to walk everywhere in college, so he was like, “Do you want a bike?” Which I immediately replied with, “Can I have one with four wheels and an engine?” Of course the answer was no, but I happily chose a splendid and adorably orange Fuji cruiser bike. And now I’m trying to figure out a name for it, which is hard, since I like naming things after my favorite fictional characters, but then I realize that I don’t have any favorite redheads. I mean, I can name a whole lot, but it won’t hold the same meaning when I shout, “Haha, I’m riding on ____!”
So I’m thinking Michelangelo. From TMNT. Not my favorite turtle (that would be Leo), but Mikey is cute.
Which would be the equivalent of saying that urine spurts out from your left pinky on Tuesdays. And that it is the unicorns in your bloodstream that makes it so.
Anyway, today I went out with my dad and sister for lunch at a new plaza place and it was wonderful. We also went to this new frozen yogurt place called Nubi. Now, I’m a big fan of frozen yogurt, and I knew a few good specialty places, but Nubi… IT IS THE BEST. OMG. It was like being FIVE and walking into an all-you-can-eat CANDY STORE. BUT HEALTHIER. THIS PLACE, OH MAN. Me and my sister made our own yogurt cups and we ate it like no one’s business. IT WAS ORGASMIC.
And then there's me having a new bike. I guess dad felt my pain on having to walk everywhere in college, so he was like, “Do you want a bike?” Which I immediately replied with, “Can I have one with four wheels and an engine?” Of course the answer was no, but I happily chose a splendid and adorably orange Fuji cruiser bike. And now I’m trying to figure out a name for it, which is hard, since I like naming things after my favorite fictional characters, but then I realize that I don’t have any favorite redheads. I mean, I can name a whole lot, but it won’t hold the same meaning when I shout, “Haha, I’m riding on ____!”
So I’m thinking Michelangelo. From TMNT. Not my favorite turtle (that would be Leo), but Mikey is cute.