title: the joke starts here fandom: star trek 09 pairing: slight kirk/mccoy rating: pg13 word count: 1332 notes: OH FUCK I LOST THE PROMPT FOR THIS ONE. HELP ME, it was like "a doctor, a captain and a vulcan walk into a bar."
OMFG THEY'RE BRINGING SPOCK TO A STRIP CLUB LOLOL 4EVA. he plays pool, i love pool. is the cue erotic to vulcan hands, do you think? I LOVE YOU. I REALLY FUCKING LOVE YOU. and spock said "titty"! *throws hands up in glee!*
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“What is a titty bar?” Spock asks. IRL LOL
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